Burn, burn, burn, that ring o' fire Questions

[yodeling_booyah]

1. What's the one thing a coworker does at work that completely drives you batty?

Some manager sked me to develop "private" pictures of himself and not look at them.

2. What would you consider your biggest pet peeve?

Slurping the milk at the bottom of the cereal bowl.

3. What pet peeve do you consider silly, that is tops on the list of someone you know"

Hmm. I usually disregard pet peeves, since people are so ready to dish them out. They go in one ear and out the other. Oh! I know. Turning all the bills one way in the cash drawer.

4. What are you going to do this weekend?

Try to convert my heathen cousin. We are starting by going to the casino. Oops.

5. What's your favorite piece of clothing in your wardrobe?

Either my thick grey zipper sweater or my smiley face yellowslippers.

6. What's the strangest thing you've heard a coworker say?

"Michelle, you've got a hot butt!" After sitting down in the chair after me.

7. What's the strangest thing you've said recently?

"My dog must be taking a poo. I don't have my glasses on, but I can see he is standing still in the yard, and he is only still if he is getting petted or taking a poo. There is nobody out there to pet him, so he must be taking a poo." Said at 6 AM this morning.

8. Do people generally understand you?

Never. My humor is an enigma and very bad.

9. Are you flexible?

I am laidback and easygoing. I succum easily to impulses, however.

10. What's your party trick?

Not being there.

11. Do you look your age?

No. I'm 25 and I look 18.

12. Do you act your age?

I think so. Depends when you catch me. What *is* the ideal 25?

13. What do you think is the ideal age?

45

14. And as always, what was the last thing that made you smile?

Also an email from my grandpa, but he has a virus that makes his lips swell up like a fish. He looks like Bubba from Forrest Gump. I smiled knowing I have a picture od a fish I am going to put next to it and send back to him.