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agentsmith · 10-28-2003, 06:32 PM

dont push me...DONT PUSH ME!

rmr · 10-28-2003, 06:35 PM

I love you Binky!!

Coffee · 10-28-2003, 06:37 PM

okee dokee...I'll push this instead.

agentsmith · 10-28-2003, 06:38 PM

i used to have a toy vaccum

catbelly · 10-28-2003, 06:40 PM

*Klynne and Catbelly, in the throes of competitive nekkid thumb wrestling, tumble across the room and knock Agent towards the perilously rickety balcony*

*Agent tries to regain balance but cannot, and, screaming, tumbles over the side*

*HANG ON AGENT, HANG ON!! yells rimmer, rushing to the scene*

*WTF do you think I am DOING!? screams Agent*

*Coffee has stopped eating sushi and is hopping on one foot in excitement, he has to pee but doesn't want to miss the action*

*Dinz, oblivious, is trying on Beale's speedos, with some rolled up athletic socks for good measure*

*malina is taking pictures of Dinz with a webcam for future profit*

*NYC is calling PFP on her cell, telling her to get the hell down here and bring the thermos of vodkatinis*

agentsmith · 10-28-2003, 06:44 PM

Coffee · 10-28-2003, 06:47 PM

Catbelly you are awesome.

Just say the word and I will bring you figs, gorganzolla, and bacon snacks...fraid I finished all the sushi.

*runs to pee now*

catbelly · 10-28-2003, 07:07 PM

Wow that is some offer, sir

Coffee · 10-28-2003, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by catbelly
Wow that is some offer, sir

*extremely self-conscious*

*Did I just publicly offer to drive all the way to the Northwest to share fig snacks?*

But work is very very slow right now...(obvious from how much time I have spent on zeboard lately) ...so I could actually do it.
And I love the Northwest (lived up there for 4 years). Plus an old buddy from High School is living up in Seattle/Tacoma area now.
He and his family would love it if I finally got myself up close to that area for a visit.

So I will stand by the offer.

Email or PM me if you want to take advantage of my occasionally impulsive nature.

catbelly · 10-28-2003, 08:09 PM

PM PM PM

Klynne · 10-28-2003, 08:11 PM

[*Coffee has stopped eating sushi and is hopping on one foot in excitement, he has to pee but doesn't want to miss the action*

*Dinz, oblivious, is trying on Beale's speedos, with some rolled up athletic socks for good measure*

*malina is taking pictures of Dinz with a webcam for future profit*

*NYC is calling PFP on her cell, telling her to get the hell down here and bring the thermos of vodkatinis*

*admist the pandamonium, Catbelly and Klynne continue to battle. Catbelly ignoring the rule of no slugging, punches Klynne in the face, knocking her old cold. After pinning Klynne's thumb, Catbelly jumps up, fist thrust in the air, proclaiming her victory*

catbelly · 10-28-2003, 08:24 PM

*admist the pandamonium, Catbelly and Klynne continue to battle. Catbelly ignoring the rule of no slugging, punches Klynne in the face, knocking her old cold. After pinning Klynne's thumb, Catbelly jumps up, fist thrust in the air, proclaiming her victory*

*You, ma'am, are out of ORDER! Yells the ref, blowing his whistle and leading the contrite Catbelly out by the left ear*

*Klynne wakes up and is nurtured by adoring ZeMonkeys, who feed her peeled grapes and read her stories from Edward Gorey*

agentsmith · 10-28-2003, 08:45 PM

what about me?

Klynne · 10-28-2003, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by catbelly
*admist the pandamonium, Catbelly and Klynne continue to battle. Catbelly ignoring the rule of no slugging, punches Klynne in the face, knocking her old cold. After pinning Klynne's thumb, Catbelly jumps up, fist thrust in the air, proclaiming her victory*

*You, ma'am, are out of ORDER! Yells the ref, blowing his whistle and leading the contrite Catbelly out by the left ear*

*Klynne wakes up and is nurtured by adoring ZeMonkeys, who feed her peeled grapes and read her stories from Edward Gorey*

Epilogue

Since Catbelly was called out of Order by the ref, Klynne still remains the undisputed champion of the time honored sport of thumb wrestling. Catbelly was banned from competion for life by the World Thumb Wrestling Association, but has been contacted by The World Wide Wrestling Federation. They think she has what it takes, to take the wrestling world by storm.

Agent Smith lays in a fetal position, murmering "The thread must, die, the thread must die."

catbelly · 10-28-2003, 09:07 PM

EpiEpiLogue:

Catbelly engages Agent to be her ... Agent, and they tour the world with the WWF, causing fans all over the globe to reminisce fondly about the glory days of the Iron Sheik and Mr. Fuji.

10-28-2003, 06:32 PM	#46
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	dont push me...DONT PUSH ME! __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

10-28-2003, 06:38 PM	#49
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	i used to have a toy vaccum __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

10-28-2003, 06:44 PM	#51
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	LOL! __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

10-28-2003, 08:24 PM	#57
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	aieeeeeeeee admist the pandamonium, Catbelly and Klynne continue to battle. Catbelly ignoring the rule of no slugging, punches Klynne in the face, knocking her old cold. After pinning Klynne's thumb, Catbelly jumps up, fist thrust in the air, proclaiming her victory You, ma'am, are out of ORDER! Yells the ref, blowing his whistle and leading the contrite Catbelly out by the left ear Klynne wakes up and is nurtured by adoring ZeMonkeys, who feed her peeled grapes and read her stories from Edward Gorey

10-28-2003, 08:45 PM	#58
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	what about me? __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

10-28-2003, 06:35 PM	#47
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	I love you Binky!!

10-28-2003, 06:37 PM	#48
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	okee dokee...I'll push this instead.

10-28-2003, 06:40 PM	#50
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	Klynne and Catbelly, in the throes of competitive nekkid thumb wrestling, tumble across the room and knock Agent towards the perilously rickety balcony Agent tries to regain balance but cannot, and, screaming, tumbles over the side HANG ON AGENT, HANG ON!! yells rimmer, rushing to the scene WTF do you think I am DOING!? screams Agent Coffee has stopped eating sushi and is hopping on one foot in excitement, he has to pee but doesn't want to miss the action Dinz, oblivious, is trying on Beale's speedos, with some rolled up athletic socks for good measure malina is taking pictures of Dinz with a webcam for future profit NYC is calling PFP on her cell, telling her to get the hell down here and bring the thermos of vodkatinis

10-28-2003, 06:47 PM	#52
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Catbelly you are awesome. Just say the word and I will bring you figs, gorganzolla, and bacon snacks...fraid I finished all the sushi. runs to pee now

10-28-2003, 07:07 PM	#53
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	Wow that is some offer, sir

10-28-2003, 08:09 PM	#55
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	PM PM PM

10-28-2003, 08:11 PM	#56
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	[Coffee has stopped eating sushi and is hopping on one foot in excitement, he has to pee but doesn't want to miss the action Dinz, oblivious, is trying on Beale's speedos, with some rolled up athletic socks for good measure malina is taking pictures of Dinz with a webcam for future profit NYC is calling PFP on her cell, telling her to get the hell down here and bring the thermos of vodkatinis admist the pandamonium, Catbelly and Klynne continue to battle. Catbelly ignoring the rule of no slugging, punches Klynne in the face, knocking her old cold. After pinning Klynne's thumb, Catbelly jumps up, fist thrust in the air, proclaiming her victory

10-28-2003, 09:07 PM	#60
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	EpiEpiLogue: Catbelly engages Agent to be her ... Agent, and they tour the world with the WWF, causing fans all over the globe to reminisce fondly about the glory days of the Iron Sheik and Mr. Fuji.

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