Parents: Wonderful life Lessons

[ShiMegami]

Well, I had a rare flashback that I wanted to share. Unfortunatly, none of my contacts are on on any lists...and then: Lo and behold! The "Being Little" board!
My dad taught me a valuable lesson when I was two years old. I was watching him vacuum with the innocent eyes of an admiring daughter, clutching a stuffed rabbit. I watched him accidentally stumble into the shelf, causing a potted plant to fall. He punched the wall and yelled "God damn it!", apperantly not knowing I was there. I eyed my rabbit, then looked to my dad, still swearing.
So what did I do? Throw down my rabbit and yell, "God damn it!" as well. My dad turned around in horror as I grinned broadly in pride. He'd love it that I was just like him...right? Unfortunatly, he had forgotten his outburst and sent me to my room without dessert.
The life lesson? Do as I say, not as I do. The end ^_^.