Dreams

[fruitofdaloom]

I woke up last night in a cold sweat with the feeling of impending doom. I dreamt that Jesus stepped down from his cross to smash a cockroach under his foot and pistol whip Cher. Now the part that really bothered me was that Cher was wearing my jeans--the very pair that I had laid out to wear to work in the morning. All I have to say is, bitch better not get any stains on my favorite ****ing jeans.

Wait? Could it be some sort of premonition? Do you think my jeans are in danger? I better play it safe and not wear 'em for a few days.

[RuneT]

I think it's a warning. You have been a bad boy and Jesus knows it. The jeans are telling you that it could have been you instead of Cher but she is such a slut that he have to punish her first.
If you hurry to do a good deed then you might be lucky to save your self.


so, what did you do?

[jaymirror]

I'm happy jesus didn't smash any bunnies.

[AllegroNg]

Do y'all have driving dreams?

I drive all the time in my dreams, but it's crazy how difficult for my feet to find the correct pedals.

The other night I dreamt that my other ass-man, my boss and I were driving our cars, and my boss threw a drum stick (chicken leg) at me.

[rmr]

Originally posted by fruitofdaloom
I woke up last night in a cold sweat with the feeling of impending doom. I dreamt that Jesus stepped down from his cross to smash a cockroach under his foot and pistol whip Cher. Now the part that really bothered me was that Cher was wearing my jeans--the very pair that I had laid out to wear to work in the morning. All I have to say is, bitch better not get any stains on my favorite ****ing jeans.

Wait? Could it be some sort of premonition? Do you think my jeans are in danger? I better play it safe and not wear 'em for a few days.

you were up all night again, weren't you?