Goofy pre-Turkey Day humor - ZEFRANK.COM

LadyCrow · 11-26-2003, 07:53 PM

Don't say I didn't warn you...

> Things you can only say at Thanksgiving and get away with:
>
> 01. Talk about a huge breast!
> 02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
> 03. It's Cool Whip time!
> 04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
> 05. Whew, that's a terrific spread!
> 06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
> 07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
> 08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
> 09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
> 10. Don't play with your meat.
> 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
> 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
> 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
> 14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
> 15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
> 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
> 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
> 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
> 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Pax,
LC

11-26-2003, 07:53 PM	#1
LadyCrow WhY sO SiRiUs? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ta uoy erehw Posts: 1,120	Goofy pre-Turkey Day humor Don't say I didn't warn you... > Things you can only say at Thanksgiving and get away with: > > 01. Talk about a huge breast! > 02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. > 03. It's Cool Whip time! > 04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! > 05. Whew, that's a terrific spread! > 06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. > 07. Are you ready for seconds yet? > 08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? > 09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! > 10. Don't play with your meat. > 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. > 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? > 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! > 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. > 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? > 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. > 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! > 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! > 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready? Pax, LC __________________ "If there is a bedrock principle of the First Amendment, it is that the government may not prohibit the expression of an idea simply because society finds the idea itself offensive or disagreeable." -- Justice William J. Brennan (1906-1997) U. S. Supreme Court Justice Source: Texas vs. Johnson, 1989 ************ Illegitimi non carborundum... ************ Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger. - Heath Ledger

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