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Audreyvgs · 11-21-2003, 12:14 PM

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A backward poet writes inverse.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

I am not the originator of these, Im not this smart.

nycwriters · 11-21-2003, 12:28 PM

Audreyvgs · 11-21-2003, 02:23 PM

"Love goes out the door, when money comes innuendo"

Groucho

"What? You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women are cold, and I'm hot under the collar...a more pretentious little barbeque I've never attended."

I don't know for the life of me why I'm remembering this.

maychorian · 11-21-2003, 04:33 PM

the wonderful Hindu, Mahatma Gandhi, walked barefoot everywhere, and his feet became quite thick and hard. He also was quite a spiritual person. Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. Due to this diet, he wound up with very bad breath. Therefore, he came to be known as a . . .

Super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

ambo · 12-03-2003, 07:17 PM

what do you get when you cross an atheist, an agnostic, and a dyslexic ?

someone who lies awake all night long wondering if there really is a dog.

dinzdale · 12-03-2003, 07:57 PM

A truckload of onions and a van carrying convicts crashed on the freeway.
The felons all escaped, and now the poilce are looking for a hard shoulder to cry on.

dinzdale · 12-04-2003, 06:19 PM

A police van full of convicts crashed into a cement mixer.
Police are now looking for 6 hardened criminals.

maychorian · 12-04-2003, 06:26 PM

The Island of Trids

11-21-2003, 12:14 PM	#1
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	Word Play Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A backward poet writes inverse. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. Every calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. A plateau is a high form of flattery. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture is a jab well done. I am not the originator of these, Im not this smart.

11-21-2003, 12:28 PM	#2
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	. Last edited by nycwriters : 01-16-2004 at 07:08 PM.

11-21-2003, 04:33 PM	#4
maychorian always somewhere else Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: still somewhere else Posts: 715	the wonderful Hindu, Mahatma Gandhi, walked barefoot everywhere, and his feet became quite thick and hard. He also was quite a spiritual person. Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. Due to this diet, he wound up with very bad breath. Therefore, he came to be known as a . . . Super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis. __________________ Jamaica me crazy!

12-03-2003, 07:17 PM	#5
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	what do you get when you cross an atheist, an agnostic, and a dyslexic ? someone who lies awake all night long wondering if there really is a dog. __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

12-04-2003, 06:26 PM	#8
maychorian always somewhere else Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: still somewhere else Posts: 715	The Island of Trids __________________ Jamaica me crazy!

11-21-2003, 02:23 PM	#3
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	"Love goes out the door, when money comes innuendo" Groucho "What? You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women are cold, and I'm hot under the collar...a more pretentious little barbeque I've never attended." I don't know for the life of me why I'm remembering this.

12-03-2003, 07:57 PM	#6
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	A truckload of onions and a van carrying convicts crashed on the freeway. The felons all escaped, and now the poilce are looking for a hard shoulder to cry on.

12-04-2003, 06:19 PM	#7
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	A police van full of convicts crashed into a cement mixer. Police are now looking for 6 hardened criminals.

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