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Old 05-01-2008, 01:45 PM   #46
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In hell there are no curved lines.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
3. Your foot will change direction.
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Old 05-01-2008, 10:57 PM   #47
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Old 05-02-2008, 12:17 AM   #48
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Old 05-02-2008, 01:23 AM   #49
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Old 05-02-2008, 02:19 AM   #50
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In hell, only one of two political parties ever win and they are both the same. Wait, hold on!
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Old 05-02-2008, 07:36 AM   #51
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we live in the eternal hope that the promising-sounding usernames we see signing up each day are The Sparkly & Shiny Ones, come to save us from one-another. but our hopes are dashed time and again as they always turn out to be spam mongers.
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Old 05-02-2008, 07:44 AM   #52
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:06 AM   #53
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In hell every fortune-cookie contains only spam.
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Old 05-02-2008, 10:14 AM   #54
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In hell Oreo cookies taste like Brussels sprouts.

There may be people who would like that.

I wish them the joy of it.

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Old 05-02-2008, 01:15 PM   #55
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In hell Oreo cookies taste like Brussels sprouts.
Naturally, except for those who like Brussel sprouts. They are in for a completely unexpected sensation burning in their mouth.
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Old 05-02-2008, 01:56 PM   #56
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In hell there are plenty of gullible folks who want to believe it when some charlatan convinces them that, if they do as he says (usually involving an exchange of money, freedom, and/or power), there is a better life waiting for them after they fry.
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Old 05-02-2008, 02:00 PM   #57
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^That sounds like heaven for the charlatans.
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Old 05-02-2008, 03:25 PM   #58
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In hell, every itch one gets is always on unsratchable places.
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Old 05-02-2008, 03:40 PM   #59
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In hell, everyone is required to have one root canal performed each week -without novocaine.
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Old 05-02-2008, 03:42 PM   #60
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Unscratchable in the sense that one simply cannot reach them, or in the sense that they're in places one cannot scratch in polite company? Still, how polite could the company be, in hell? So it must be in places where one simply cannot reach them.

In hell people keep asking questions about what you've been clear about, and then go on to conclude that you were right all along.
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