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Old 02-10-2012, 12:20 PM   #931
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Old 02-10-2012, 07:25 PM   #932
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you are now completely drunk after celebrating your sister's 50th birthday and singing long forgotten Hungarian folk songs about birds, captivity, sending letters and broken heart much to the annoyance of your neighbours; with a surprisingly heavy head that somehow seems to want to type this text instead of your fingers.

yes, you are now in slow motion
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Old 02-11-2012, 10:27 AM   #933
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You are now completely sober and realizing that pretty soon you'll have to go to work.
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Old 02-13-2012, 09:14 AM   #934
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you are now in the know.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
3. Your foot will change direction.
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Old 02-13-2012, 01:17 PM   #935
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You are now suffering sinus drainage
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Old 03-09-2012, 06:16 AM   #936
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you are now almost convinced that you are not dreaming
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2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
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Old 03-10-2012, 09:55 AM   #937
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You are now trying to persuade the dog he doesn't have to go out to pee RIGHT NOW.
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Old 03-10-2012, 04:50 PM   #938
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Old 03-10-2012, 06:51 PM   #939
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you are now burping tiramisu
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Old 03-12-2012, 03:36 PM   #940
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You are now sitting there stunned that MoJoRiSin has even heard of PG Wodehouse, much less can quote from him.
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Old 03-13-2012, 12:03 PM   #941
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Old 03-14-2012, 12:00 PM   #942
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Old 03-15-2012, 11:52 PM   #943
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you are now bribing your cat with dental treats so she will let you scrape her teeth, and you have noticed a cavity.
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Old 03-16-2012, 02:03 PM   #944
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you are now wondering why the only time you make to write american sentences or anything else is at the coffeeshop before the carpool lane opens up
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Old 03-19-2012, 09:55 AM   #945
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