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Old 12-13-2009, 04:27 PM   #346
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in hell it's 38F, raining, dark for 17 hours a day, you spouse just left you, the repo man has just taken your car, the bank has notified you your eviction date is tomorrow, and you just watched your dog get killed by a car.
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Old 12-13-2009, 05:34 PM   #347
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in hell, you get to experience what other people write about hell.
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Old 12-15-2009, 02:51 AM   #348
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oh hell, oh hell, oh hell!

in hell, you have nothing to do but think about the hell you're in
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Old 04-07-2010, 06:22 AM   #349
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Old 04-27-2010, 11:41 AM   #350
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in hell, your body initiates a biochemical chain reaction which sets off your amygdala, your adrenal glands, and the assorted other anatomical bits and pieces that create the classic stress reaction. your brain associates your physical discomfort with a particular memory or chain of memories of events in which you felt similar physical discomfort, and these memories in turn strengthen the current stress reaction.

I have found that pranayama helps.
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:00 AM   #351
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in hell, you have just bitten off a little to much skin around your fingernail, revealing that layer of skin that always hurts, even when you blow on it
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Old 04-28-2010, 07:56 AM   #352
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In hell you have that stabbing pain in your knees that can only be relieved by straightening your legs -- and you cannot straighten your legs.
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Old 04-28-2010, 08:43 PM   #353
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In hell, your wrenched back is always just now getting better when your nicest neighbor knocks on the door to ask for help moving her brand new couch.
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Old 04-28-2010, 09:57 PM   #354
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In hell you get to wear a new pair of shoes every day.

Those carnivorous, heel-biting, toe-devouring ones, of course.
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Old 04-29-2010, 01:05 AM   #355
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in hell the farts are earsplitting, but deadly
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Old 04-29-2010, 08:32 AM   #356
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In hell the office manager doesn't like you, and finds little ways to make your already-damned existence a little more miserable.
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Old 04-30-2010, 12:51 AM   #357
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In hell, you are an office manager who, due to EEO, civil rights, and non-harassment laws, is prevented from flogging, demeaning, or torturing the new hire office twit who irritates the fvck outa you, forcing you to find less than satisfying little ways to make his already-damned existence a little more miserable.
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Old 04-30-2010, 01:22 AM   #358
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In HELL you get to chose your new car!! And IT'S A TOYOTA!!! (I have owned 2 Toyotas and they were beloved!!)

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Old 04-30-2010, 01:54 AM   #359
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In Hell, "the one whom shall not be named will not be there" and then we will dance.
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Old 04-30-2010, 08:41 AM   #360
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In hell poets have to read other poets' work at readings, and never their own.
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