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Old 04-30-2010, 11:07 AM   #361
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In hell every gummibear you're reaching for jumps out of the packet and hurries to keep company to the abundance of dust bunnies on the floor.
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Old 05-03-2010, 04:46 PM   #362
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Old 05-03-2010, 07:59 PM   #363
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Old 05-04-2010, 02:24 PM   #364
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Old 05-04-2010, 09:13 PM   #365
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Old 05-05-2010, 01:37 AM   #366
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Old 05-05-2010, 01:42 AM   #367
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Old 05-05-2010, 09:56 PM   #368
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In hell, the despair you feel at never being able to improve your situation is compensated somewhat by knowing things can't get much worse.
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Old 05-07-2010, 12:40 PM   #369
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In hell just when you think things can't get worse they invent a lower circle for people who think things just can't get any worse.
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Old 05-09-2010, 11:03 AM   #370
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in hell, you're always just a little too tired to climb the stairs without losing your puff.
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Old 05-11-2010, 08:39 AM   #371
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In hell the torment begins to occur on the cellular level and then gets worse.
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:08 AM   #372
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Old 05-15-2010, 09:20 AM   #373
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in hell, you are always on the verge of something, never quite getting there
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Old 05-15-2010, 11:19 AM   #374
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In hell you can never recapture the sweetly complex umami of the first bite of donut, but you can't stop trying even though now you are so sick of donuts you can barely choke the next half dozen down.
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Old 05-27-2010, 06:35 AM   #375
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