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Old 07-01-2005, 05:18 AM   #1501
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What doesss it do with the mother in law my pressscuioussss?



It rubs the lotion on it's skin!!!!
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Old 07-01-2005, 08:21 AM   #1502
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how does the irate office worker treat those nasty hand
injuries caused by the senseless punching of inanimate objects?


because it's rude!
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Old 07-01-2005, 05:11 PM   #1503
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why can't i wave my thing at the queen?


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Old 07-02-2005, 10:20 PM   #1504
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which 'star wars boxed set' do you have?


the one with the most flexible tongue
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Old 07-02-2005, 10:33 PM   #1505
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your thoughts on picking a masseuse?


It started as a small bump on my right arm eventually covering up to 79% of my body.
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Old 07-02-2005, 10:44 PM   #1506
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hey, what's with the acne tubes?


i like to slide it on just before i enter.
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Old 07-11-2005, 11:35 PM   #1507
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cj, what are you doing outside with that nazi armband?

Unfortunately it's completely permanent.
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Old 07-12-2005, 03:30 AM   #1508
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So, Brynn, how do you like that LP record of "It's a Small World" I sent ya?


Where in the world's my car in San Diego
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Old 07-12-2005, 06:45 AM   #1509
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san diego's not in the world?


do you know the way to san josé?
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Old 07-12-2005, 01:10 PM   #1510
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I've been away so long, I may go wrong and lose my way




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Old 07-12-2005, 01:19 PM   #1511
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you may be tickled in the bush.


don't you want me baby?
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Old 07-12-2005, 01:49 PM   #1512
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Not if you're going to screw up the ASK FIRST then ANSWER NEW thread?


A large copy of the terminal area chart for the greater Chicago area hanging on the wall with multicolo(u)red pins stuck in it.
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Old 07-12-2005, 06:10 PM   #1513
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so what really gets your motor hummin' tuba?


it was max's fault!
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Old 07-12-2005, 07:24 PM   #1514
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Are you denying your culpability in the face of what is clearly a matter of public record?

You could expect a handshake, at the very least.
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Old 07-12-2005, 07:59 PM   #1515
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so what will i get for taking you out for dinner and champagne
on a moonlit night in the carribean brynn?


ok, it was tubes fault for asking two questions.
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