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Old 09-12-2007, 02:23 AM   #2986
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My new work-out video:


Oh.. it only gets better. More uses for a bandana:


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Old 09-15-2007, 07:55 PM   #2987
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Old 09-19-2007, 01:04 PM   #2988
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No matter how many times I see this, I always laugh. It reminds me of my childhood.
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:23 PM   #2989
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There is this old man in the building I recently moved into. He's great. We talk about all sorts of things. Sometimes he just shouts little tid-bits of wisdom at me as I walk in and out. This morning as I left he yelled "don't pay for the hooker if you're not horny." Now, 5 hours later, I laugh. He's 92, I hope I'm like that when I'm his age.
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Old 09-19-2007, 06:01 PM   #2990
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an explanation for t.i.p's neighbor's yelling:

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encouraging an egg to finish boiling
i did one of those silly head-thrown-back-cackling laughs.
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Old 09-19-2007, 06:26 PM   #2991
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SLUT -- Streetcar's unfortunate acronym seems here to stay

By KERY MURAKAMI
P-I REPORTER
(Editor's note: This story has been changed since it was first published. Jerry Johnson was originally misidentified in a photo caption.)
There's a story going around South Lake Union, but a spokeswoman for Vulcan, Paul Allen's development company, says it's just an urban legend.
That aside, the story that the neighborhood's streetcar line now under construction was called the South Lake Union Trolley until the powers that be realized the unfortunate acronym -- SLUT -- seems here to stay.
Officially, it's now the South Lake Union Streetcar. But the trolley name already has caught on, and in the old Cascade neighborhood in South Lake Union, they're waiting for the SLUT.
Andy Rogers / P-I
Jerry Johnson, foreground, and Don Clifton model the "Ride the S.L.U.T." T-shirts they created to poke fun at the original acronym of the South Lake Union Streetcar. The shirts are sold at the Kapow! coffee shop in the neighborhood.
At the Kapow! Coffee house on Harrison Street, they're selling T-shirts that read "Ride the SLUT."
"We're welcoming the SLUT into the neighborhood," said Jerry Johnson, 29, a part-time barista. Johnson said the T-shirts were done just for fun, but they seem to have tapped into something: The first 100 sold out in days and now orders for the next 100 are under way.

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Old 09-20-2007, 02:35 AM   #2992
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More extreme crochet here.
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Old 09-20-2007, 08:40 AM   #2993
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Old 09-20-2007, 12:13 PM   #2994
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^ i love that so much. that still stands as my favorite game ever. unfortunately there are apparently licensing issues so it's not available for download on the wii yet. which SUCKS because that video made me want to replay it all over again.

my husband sent me this today from the onion archives and i can't stop laughing at it:

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LAS VEGAS—Boxing promoter Don King described himself as "outrighteously mesmerated" by a deli sandwich served to him at the Treasure Island Casino’s V.I.P. dining room Saturday. "The meatumental pastramification of this pumpernickelously toastified bread was augmenticized by slatherfication in sumptuous Switzerlander cheesiness," raved King following the meal, "and expertaciously mayonnaised by a condimental Hellmanifestation of sand-wich-Kraft-Miracle-Whiplash proportions that thrillified me down to my delicatesticles." King also praised the sandwich's generous helping of onions, lettuce, and pickles, offering its maker his "Undulatronic Spamboozled Donkey Kongratulations. Gumpzilla."
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Old 09-20-2007, 12:21 PM   #2995
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^oh man, that's the only onion I like raw...
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Old 09-22-2007, 04:20 PM   #2996
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SHRED!





the sheer brilliance of it makes me want to meet the guy who came up with the idea.
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Old 09-23-2007, 11:35 AM   #2997
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^ a rather talented musician friend of mine used to imitate bad or beginner guitarists (including facial expressions) - he was amazingly good at it, and it was HILARIOUS. I've since tried imitating people who have no rhythm on drums but it is extremely difficult - I always end up in an unintended form of pattern repetition at some point .
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Old 09-23-2007, 03:00 PM   #2998
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funny cat cartoon

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Old 09-23-2007, 03:31 PM   #2999
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^^^ haha!!! except for the ear pulling and baseball bat, that's me and one of my cats just about every morning.
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Old 09-23-2007, 06:26 PM   #3000
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^^Oh, man, my face hurts from laughing. My son has been watching it on a loop for 10 minutes.
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