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Old 03-10-2005, 12:21 PM   #1
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Arrow teh photos we failed to take

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here is a picture i didn't take of mighty oil platforms off the coast of scotland suggesting other-worldly robots illuminated in the blackness of the north-sea night as my helicopter was flying due east at two thousand feet above the raging waves
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Old 03-10-2005, 01:01 PM   #2
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you goofball!
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Old 03-10-2005, 01:12 PM   #3
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lol heehhah





here's a picture i missed of an elderly man in an orange "SECURITY GUARD" raincoat looking glum and pushing a shopping trolley across a pedestrian crossing. as you can't see, the trolley is filled with three large boxes bearing the word "socks"
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Old 03-10-2005, 01:21 PM   #4
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abstract with brussels-sprout











there was something about the way the sunlight light was hitting it caught my eye
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Old 03-10-2005, 01:29 PM   #5
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the way i was standing made the reflection look like the tractor was coming out of my butt.
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Old 03-10-2005, 04:24 PM   #6
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Here is a picture I took of the Nolan Sisters skinny dipping from the back of my yacht. In the background is the lighthouse at Alexandria.
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Old 03-10-2005, 04:40 PM   #7
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...and here is my friend Pammy getting her massive tits out.

In the background is the Zigurat of Ur.
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Old 03-10-2005, 05:29 PM   #8
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^^ wow!!

you've failed beautifully to capture a moment in either of those professor dinzdale - thanks for sharing!!


now, here's one i never took at teh mcvities biscuit factory in high wycombe of a mannequin with a motorised mouth to test the amount of crumbs biscuits produce. it's called the "crumb test dummy" and tests which baking techniques produce the most crumbs









and then seconds later i did not take this one:









it's not of liz ashdown - mcvitie's brand manager - just after she'd said something like "eating lots of biscuits is obviously an enjoyable prospect for most people but we haven't yet found a human who can test on this scale,"
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Old 03-10-2005, 05:32 PM   #9
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^^^^^^
oh no, you've mentioned mcvities!
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
mmmmmmmmhhhh!
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Old 03-10-2005, 05:35 PM   #10
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i didn't take this shot of a cruise ship that had the word's "blow me" graffitied on its side.
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Old 03-10-2005, 05:40 PM   #11
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one i never took of me eating a freshly dunked plain
chocolate digestive and smiling really manically because
i am in heaven, thus not on earth and unable to take
pictures also cos my hands are full and a dunked plain
chocolate digestive is a delicate thing.

btw only mcvities, accept no imitations.
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Old 03-10-2005, 05:56 PM   #12
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self-portrait with radio mast




















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Old 03-10-2005, 05:59 PM   #13
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oh, it's a 'radio mast' is it?! i was wondering mr z.
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Old 03-10-2005, 06:23 PM   #14
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A black and white portrait of Lenin, reading a copy of Razzle.
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Old 03-10-2005, 06:24 PM   #15
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in this picture that i failed to take in london yesterday there's a sharp-suited pimp, saying "do you work here?" to a woman in jeans and a "boob-tube".













i failed to take the photo just as i was about to get on the double decker bus (also not pictured)
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