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Old 10-07-2007, 05:02 PM   #256
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Old 10-07-2007, 06:00 PM   #257
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Chuck Norris isn't ashamed to admit that he knows how to knit, but he can only knit sweaters of pain and socks of fury.
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:09 AM   #258
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I know how y'all love you some Chuck Norris. I remembered this thread from over a year ago and thought I'd share this with you (Great comic strip, too, for a daily chuckle!)

Enjoy and have a Chuck Norris Style Christmas (thwack!smack!crack!) everybody!

http://www.savagechickens.com/blog/2...s-revenge.html
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Old 12-21-2007, 12:25 PM   #259
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Christmas -- when he wants a religious holiday he kills one and eats it.
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Old 12-21-2007, 01:58 PM   #260
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How much Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck Chuck Norris?
Nominated for best C.Norris post ever.
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:26 PM   #261
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Chuck Norris killed Schroedinger's cat.
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:41 PM   #262
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^you know, that explains so much about the last year of my life that I'm going to have to go sit in the corner and laugh about it for quite some time.

hee hee hee
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Old 12-23-2007, 07:56 AM   #263
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Chuck Norris was the one that beat the beat generation.
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Old 12-23-2007, 07:59 AM   #264
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Each Christmas Chuck Norris uses the legs of his vanquished enemies as stocking stuffers.
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Old 12-23-2007, 08:02 AM   #265
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Scientists now theorize that up to 90% of the mass of the universe is in Chuck Norris' trousers.
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Old 12-23-2007, 08:29 AM   #266
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The other 10% is largely made up of his beard.
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Old 12-23-2007, 08:33 AM   #267
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Chuck Norris fools all of the people all of the time.
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Old 12-23-2007, 11:48 AM   #268
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Chuck Norris wove this after pulling out his enemies' leg hairs one at a time.
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Old 12-24-2007, 08:47 AM   #269
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This just in!
Chuck Norris doesn't roundhouse kick people into oblivion - he just sues them!
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Old 12-24-2007, 02:32 PM   #270
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Chuck Norris doesn't roundhouse kick people into oblivion - he just sues them!
"""Norris, ... says the book's title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.""""

Chuck Norris doesn't have a firm grip on reality, he has it in a strangle hold.
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