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Old 08-01-2007, 09:21 AM   #511
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dear boss,

let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna complain, but are you sure you want this gig? I mean, think about it, boss - you're going to have to be traveling and that means leaving that schmuck gino garbanzo in charge while you're gone - and i ain't tellin' no tales outta class, but you remember what happened with the meat truck? garbanzo froze that cop so hard that we had to rig a jack hammer with an ice cream scoop to get him out. Not to mention the cannoli stand incident - if little manfredo valance hadn't
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Old 08-01-2007, 10:24 AM   #512
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dear boss,

let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna complain, but are you sure you want this gig? I mean, think about it, boss - you're going to have to be traveling and that means leaving that schmuck gino garbanzo in charge while you're gone - and i ain't tellin' no tales outta class, but you remember what happened with the meat truck? garbanzo froze that cop so hard that we had to rig a jack hammer with an ice cream scoop to get him out. Not to mention the cannoli stand incident - if little manfredo valance hadn't come along with that embroidered hanky at just the right time,
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Old 08-18-2007, 11:16 AM   #513
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dear boss,

let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna complain, but are you sure you want this gig? I mean, think about it, boss - you're going to have to be traveling and that means leaving that schmuck gino garbanzo in charge while you're gone - and i ain't tellin' no tales outta class, but you remember what happened with the meat truck? garbanzo froze that cop so hard that we had to rig a jack hammer with an ice cream scoop to get him out. Not to mention the cannoli stand incident - if little manfredo valance hadn't come along with that embroidered hanky at just the right time, jimmy carpriccio woulda ended up nuttin more than a difficult-ta-budge stain on donny pescatelli's hallway carpet.
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Old 08-19-2007, 03:58 AM   #514
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dear boss,

let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna complain, but are you sure you want this gig? I mean, think about it, boss - you're going to have to be traveling and that means leaving that schmuck gino garbanzo in charge while you're gone - and i ain't tellin' no tales outta class, but you remember what happened with the meat truck? garbanzo froze that cop so hard that we had to rig a jack hammer with an ice cream scoop to get him out. Not to mention the cannoli stand incident if little manfredo valance hadn't come along with that embroidered hanky at just the right time, jimmy carpriccio woulda ended up nuttin more than a difficult-ta-budge stain on donny pescatelli's hallway carpet, but cha know boss it didn't go down dat way and we had ta put in a whole new carpet and replace the base boards, and holy jeez, I don't even wanna mention the walls, whata fricken mess! I know what your thinkin' boss, you're possibly thinkin' that
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Old 08-23-2007, 11:30 PM   #515
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dear boss,

let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna complain, but are you sure you want this gig? I mean, think about it, boss - you're going to have to be traveling and that means leaving that schmuck gino garbanzo in charge while you're gone - and i ain't tellin' no tales outta class, but you remember what happened with the meat truck? garbanzo froze that cop so hard that we had to rig a jack hammer with an ice cream scoop to get him out. Not to mention the cannoli stand incident if little manfredo valance hadn't come along with that embroidered hanky at just the right time, jimmy carpriccio woulda ended up nuttin more than a difficult-ta-budge stain on donny pescatelli's hallway carpet, but cha know boss it didn't go down dat way and we had ta put in a whole new carpet and replace the base boards, and holy jeez, I don't even wanna mention the walls, whata fricken mess! I know what your thinkin' boss, you're possibly thinkin' that I got an angle. Well, there ain't no angle. Full stop. I'm just worried bout cha. Look, you're like a fadda to me - the fadda I never knew. I remember the time you
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Old 08-24-2007, 04:28 AM   #516
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dear boss,

let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna complain, but are you sure you want this gig? I mean, think about it, boss - you're going to have to be traveling and that means leaving that schmuck gino garbanzo in charge while you're gone - and i ain't tellin' no tales outta class, but you remember what happened with the meat truck? garbanzo froze that cop so hard that we had to rig a jack hammer with an ice cream scoop to get him out. Not to mention the cannoli stand incident if little manfredo valance hadn't come along with that embroidered hanky at just the right time, jimmy carpriccio woulda ended up nuttin more than a difficult-ta-budge stain on donny pescatelli's hallway carpet, but cha know boss it didn't go down dat way and we had ta put in a whole new carpet and replace the base boards, and holy jeez, I don't even wanna mention the walls, whata fricken mess! I know what your thinkin' boss, you're possibly thinkin' that I got an angle. Well, there ain't no angle. Full stop. I'm just worried bout cha. Look, you're like a fadda to me - the fadda I never knew. I remember the time you an me went fishin, remember dat? an I thawt yous was mad at me for gummin up da works wid Charlie Bamboosa an dat bag a dough he was tryin ta wash an you told me ta pick up an ya know, I sorta left it in da subway, ha ha, remember? and I thawt when you ask me ta go fishin after dat you was askin me ta ďGo Fishin,Ē ya know, Fer Real, like deep sea or sumthin. Anyways, yous really took me fishin boss and we cawt sum fish and day was really good. I remember dat boss. I rememberÖ so Iím just sayin dis cause I love ya an I wanna help ya, ya know, an I
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Old 08-25-2007, 04:44 AM   #517
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dear boss,

let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna complain, but are you sure you want this gig? I mean, think about it, boss - you're going to have to be traveling and that means leaving that schmuck gino garbanzo in charge while you're gone - and i ain't tellin' no tales outta class, but you remember what happened with the meat truck? garbanzo froze that cop so hard that we had to rig a jack hammer with an ice cream scoop to get him out. Not to mention the cannoli stand incident if little manfredo valance hadn't come along with that embroidered hanky at just the right time, jimmy carpriccio woulda ended up nuttin more than a difficult-ta-budge stain on donny pescatelli's hallway carpet, but cha know boss it didn't go down dat way and we had ta put in a whole new carpet and replace the base boards, and holy jeez, I don't even wanna mention the walls, whata fricken mess! I know what your thinkin' boss, you're possibly thinkin' that I got an angle. Well, there ain't no angle. Full stop. I'm just worried bout cha. Look, you're like a fadda to me - the fadda I never knew. I remember the time you an me went fishin, remember dat? an I thawt yous was mad at me for gummin up da works wid Charlie Bamboosa an dat bag a dough he was tryin ta wash an you told me ta pick up an ya know, I sorta left it in da subway, ha ha, remember? and I thawt when you ask me ta go fishin after dat you was askin me ta “Go Fishin,” ya know, Fer Real, like deep sea or sumthin. Anyways, yous really took me fishin boss and we cawt sum fish and day was really good. I remember dat boss. I remember… so I’m just sayin dis cause I love ya an I wanna help ya, ya know, an I maybe nevr showd ya all my respect to tell ya about the fadda part, but its straight, boss, its true. Yeah, so I was just thinkin about things, you know with gino in charge now when you're gone.
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Old 08-27-2007, 11:49 PM   #518
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dear boss,

let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna complain, but are you sure you want this gig? I mean, think about it, boss - you're going to have to be traveling and that means leaving that schmuck gino garbanzo in charge while you're gone - and i ain't tellin' no tales outta class, but you remember what happened with the meat truck? garbanzo froze that cop so hard that we had to rig a jack hammer with an ice cream scoop to get him out. Not to mention the cannoli stand incident if little manfredo valance hadn't come along with that embroidered hanky at just the right time, jimmy carpriccio woulda ended up nuttin more than a difficult-ta-budge stain on donny pescatelli's hallway carpet, but cha know boss it didn't go down dat way and we had ta put in a whole new carpet and replace the base boards, and holy jeez, I don't even wanna mention the walls, whata fricken mess! I know what your thinkin' boss, you're possibly thinkin' that I got an angle. Well, there ain't no angle. Full stop. I'm just worried bout cha. Look, you're like a fadda to me - the fadda I never knew. I remember the time you an me went fishin, remember dat? an I thawt yous was mad at me for gummin up da works wid Charlie Bamboosa an dat bag a dough he was tryin ta wash an you told me ta pick up an ya know, I sorta left it in da subway, ha ha, remember? and I thawt when you ask me ta go fishin after dat you was askin me ta ďGo Fishin,Ē ya know, Fer Real, like deep sea or sumthin. Anyways, yous really took me fishin boss and we cawt sum fish and day was really good. I remember dat boss. I rememberÖ so Iím just sayin dis cause I love ya an I wanna help ya, ya know, an I maybe nevr showd ya all my respect to tell ya about the fadda part, but its straight, boss, its true. Yeah, so I was just thinkin about things, you know with gino in charge now when you're gone.
Dat's it, I said my piece an I'm done. From da heart, man. Waddeva you decide, I gotcher back. So. Yeah.

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Old 08-27-2007, 11:54 PM   #519
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Dear Tim -
It's always so awkward between us at work, so I thought I'd write this to let you know that I'm not being unfriendly - I actually like you a lot and would even like us to go do something outside of work sometime if you wanted. But I'm a little nervous about talking to you at work because
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Old 08-28-2007, 01:40 AM   #520
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Dear Tim -
It's always so awkward between us at work, so I thought I'd write this to let you know that I'm not being unfriendly - I actually like you a lot and would even like us to go do something outside of work sometime if you wanted. But I'm a little nervous about talking to you at work because word goes that you really put that temp assistant through the wringer. What
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Old 08-30-2007, 02:36 AM   #521
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Dear Tim -
It's always so awkward between us at work, so I thought I'd write this to let you know that I'm not being unfriendly - I actually like you a lot and would even like us to go do something outside of work sometime if you wanted. But I'm a little nervous about talking to you at work because word goes that you really put that temp assistant through the wringer. What office synergy building workshop told you that nude parkouring in D.C. would be a great collaborative warm-up? Sometimes
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Old 09-04-2007, 11:09 PM   #522
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Dear Tim -
It's always so awkward between us at work, so I thought I'd write this to let you know that I'm not being unfriendly - I actually like you a lot and would even like us to go do something outside of work sometime if you wanted. But I'm a little nervous about talking to you at work because word goes that you really put that temp assistant through the wringer. What office synergy building workshop told you that nude parkouring in D.C. would be a great collaborative warm-up? Sometimes I wonder if Iím just out of touch or stepped into the Twilight Zone when Iím around you. Could you please explain
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Old 09-05-2007, 01:17 PM   #523
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Dear Tim -
It's always so awkward between us at work, so I thought I'd write this to let you know that I'm not being unfriendly - I actually like you a lot and would even like us to go do something outside of work sometime if you wanted. But I'm a little nervous about talking to you at work because word goes that you really put that temp assistant through the wringer. What office synergy building workshop told you that nude parkouring in D.C. would be a great collaborative warm-up? Sometimes I wonder if I’m just out of touch or stepped into the Twilight Zone when I’m around you. Could you please explain those odd bulges and the way your cubicle always smells like Bon Ami Cleanser with circus peanuts? Also, I heard you're into cat spanking, and I just can't condone that. Other than that, I find your choices of clever t-shirts to be really compelling..."Party Naked!" Ha ha ha! Wherever do you find those?
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Old 09-12-2007, 02:45 AM   #524
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Dear Tim -
It's always so awkward between us at work, so I thought I'd write this to let you know that I'm not being unfriendly - I actually like you a lot and would even like us to go do something outside of work sometime if you wanted. But I'm a little nervous about talking to you at work because word goes that you really put that temp assistant through the wringer. What office synergy building workshop told you that nude parkouring in D.C. would be a great collaborative warm-up? Sometimes I wonder if Iím just out of touch or stepped into the Twilight Zone when Iím around you. Could you please explain those odd bulges and the way your cubicle always smells like Bon Ami Cleanser with circus peanuts? Also, I heard you're into cat spanking, and I just can't condone that. Other than that, I find your choices of clever t-shirts to be really compelling..."Party Naked!" Ha ha ha! Wherever do you find those? I also find your dead fly collection quite fascinating. Who knew we had so many species in the building!? I guess you do, however, could you please be so kind as to use your own stapler for mounting practice?
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Dear Tim -
It's always so awkward between us at work, so I thought I'd write this to let you know that I'm not being unfriendly - I actually like you a lot and would even like us to go do something outside of work sometime if you wanted. But I'm a little nervous about talking to you at work because word goes that you really put that temp assistant through the wringer. What office synergy building workshop told you that nude parkouring in D.C. would be a great collaborative warm-up? Sometimes I wonder if Iím just out of touch or stepped into the Twilight Zone when Iím around you. Could you please explain those odd bulges and the way your cubicle always smells like Bon Ami Cleanser with circus peanuts? Also, I heard you're into cat spanking, and I just can't condone that. Other than that, I find your choices of clever t-shirts to be really compelling..."Party Naked!" Ha ha ha! Wherever do you find those? I also find your dead fly collection quite fascinating. Who knew we had so many species in the building!? I guess you do, however, could you please be so kind as to use your own stapler for mounting practice?
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