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Old 08-21-2005, 09:16 PM   #46
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Just what is the deal with your new video? Right after the first verse, in that scene where
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Old 08-22-2005, 06:39 AM   #47
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Just what is the deal with your new video? Right after the first verse, in that scene where the squid
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Old 08-22-2005, 11:31 AM   #48
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Dear Britney,

Just what is the deal with your new video? Right after the first verse, in that scene where the squid, so very out of character,
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Old 08-22-2005, 12:02 PM   #49
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Dear Britney,

Just what is the deal with your new video? Right after the first verse, in that scene where the squid, so very out of character, fillets itself and flops its sirloin on the grill,
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:14 PM   #50
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***bzzbzzbzzbzzINTERJECTIONbzzbzzbzzbzz***

Sorry to interrupt, but I must tell you all that I am screaming with laughter at the way this letter, which began as a simple piece of fan mail to a flouncy pop-fluff diva, has in a few brief words morphed into some mutant spawn of Papa Hemingway's Underwood. (Wasn't that Papa's brand of choice? Or was it Royal? Remington? Shoot.) The perfect pentameter of "...and flops its sirloin on the grill" is priceless. I decree that the phrase shall be the title of the next Coldplay album. Now somebody please tell them.

Anyway, now that I have wiped my streaming eyes, pray continue.

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Old 08-22-2005, 02:36 PM   #51
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Dear Britney,

Just what is the deal with your new video?
Right after the first verse, in that scene where
the squid, so very out of character, fillets itself
and flops its sirloin on the grill, I knew I would
become a sushi chef. Today I am studying at
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Old 08-22-2005, 06:23 PM   #52
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Dear Britney,

Just what is the deal with your new video?
Right after the first verse, in that scene where
the squid, so very out of character, fillets itself
and flops its sirloin on the grill, I knew I would
become a sushi chef. Today I am studying at
the University of Wollongong for a postgraduate
degree in Cephalopod Management but seeing
you wrap those severed tentacles around your
hips has made me realise that
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Old 08-22-2005, 06:44 PM   #53
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Dear Britney,

Just what is the deal with your new video?
Right after the first verse, in that scene where
the squid, so very out of character, fillets itself
and flops its sirloin on the grill, I knew I would
become a sushi chef. Today I am studying at
the University of Wollongong for a postgraduate
degree in Cephalopod Management but seeing
you wrap those severed tentacles around your
hips has made me realise that all I've learned is
but prelude to
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Old 08-22-2005, 10:04 PM   #54
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Dear Britney,

Just what is the deal with your new video?
Right after the first verse, in that scene where
the squid, so very out of character, fillets itself
and flops its sirloin on the grill, I knew I would
become a sushi chef. Today I am studying at
the University of Wollongong for a postgraduate
degree in Cephalopod Management but seeing
you wrap those severed tentacles around your
hips has made me realise that all I've learned is
but prelude to continuing and endless strips
of fish or vegetables rolled in rice and wrapped
in crisp, thin sheets of dried seaweed.

all the very best of luck with the new record
britney dear, oh and can i just say posture?

kind regards

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Old 08-22-2005, 10:10 PM   #55
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Old 08-23-2005, 03:31 AM   #56
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Old 08-23-2005, 03:34 AM   #57
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Please come home. I promise I won't start a conversation about Oedipus again.
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Dear Mum,

Please come home. I promise I won't start a conversation about Oedipus again.

things just haven't been the same around here since auntie joyce arrived with her
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Old 08-23-2005, 06:57 AM   #59
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Dear Mum,

Please come home. I promise I won't start a conversation about Oedipus again.

things just haven't been the same around here since auntie joyce arrived with her

high falutin ideas about modern education and several suitcases. Just as I thought
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Dear Mum,

Please come home. I promise I won't start a conversation about Oedipus again.

things just haven't been the same around here since auntie joyce arrived with her high falutin ideas about modern education and several suitcases. Just as I thought i was getting used to sleeping alone, she
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