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Old 08-29-2005, 08:11 AM   #1
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Old 08-29-2005, 08:54 AM   #2
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They act like they're in their 90's not 50's.

I just had a scary thought though. I wonder what that room would look like under a black light?!?
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Old 08-29-2005, 09:58 AM   #3
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'At the sight of the red plush carpeting, red light bulbs, garish neo-Victorian nudes, and ceiling mirrors above the waterbed, Duane said he began having a severe attack of acid reflux.'

lol!
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Old 08-29-2005, 01:51 PM   #4
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Old 08-29-2005, 02:00 PM   #5
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There comes a point in a man and woman's life when you're happy just to get a good night's sleep," Duane said.
Hellooooo, Duane..that time is when your kids are babies. Duane and Edna have to be 2 of the most uptight and boring people on the freaking planet. Imagine their reaction next anniversay, when they are gifted with a week on the nude beach with JT
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Old 08-29-2005, 02:29 PM   #6
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Old 08-29-2005, 02:55 PM   #7
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WTF? Posting pics of the hometown?
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Old 08-29-2005, 03:29 PM   #8
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what are these "battery operated marital aids" they speak of???
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Old 08-29-2005, 03:44 PM   #9
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like hearing aids, but for your maritals and not your ears.
ok now rmr? i could give you a free home demonstration....
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Old 08-29-2005, 03:47 PM   #10
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yes please but i have a bit of an earache -- is that ok??
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Old 08-29-2005, 04:53 PM   #11
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Old 08-29-2005, 04:57 PM   #12
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I think they're talking about eargasms. It's too gross.
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Old 08-29-2005, 04:57 PM   #13
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Old 08-29-2005, 05:28 PM   #14
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no rmr, you don't put it in your ear!

you have to take your pants off again, don't be shy now....
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no rmr, you don't put it in your ear!

you have to take your pants off again, don't be shy now....

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