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Old 11-30-2004, 10:29 PM   #31
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Melissa, your my inspiration for the next.

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Old 11-30-2004, 10:29 PM   #32
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Old 11-30-2004, 10:32 PM   #33
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Beale was born and raised in Vermont and has never even set foot in the "Confederacy"
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Old 11-30-2004, 10:35 PM   #34
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Although little footage remains, Zero was an original member of The Five Tops but was cut by Motown executives for "having absolutely no rythmn whatsoever"
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Old 11-30-2004, 10:36 PM   #35
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Madasacutsnake is actually a shy and retiring, passive and submissive person in real life. She pretends to be an "in your face hard as nails take no shite from anyone bitch" on-line; on various message boards and online shopping sites, as a way of dealing with and venting the stresses her true shy nature causes her.
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Old 11-30-2004, 10:39 PM   #36
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Yay!! I was a muse!!
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Old 11-30-2004, 10:41 PM   #37
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Although little footage remains, Zero was an original member of The Five Tops but was cut by Motown executives for "having absolutely no rythmn whatsoever"
I find this intriguing as I have just become aware that Spicy Jack is really a male and was once a member of Menudo..but they kicked "Old Spice"out at the age of 16..
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Old 11-30-2004, 10:45 PM   #38
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Old 11-30-2004, 10:48 PM   #39
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Spicy Jack persevered after leaving Menudo, remaining in the performance arts. She studied at the finest acting and dancing schools, mastering both disciplines. She went with her first love, dance though, and went on to become an international Ballroom Dance Master. She swept European and Asian Ballroom competitions for 4 years, capturing trophy after title...untill the "accident" that ended her dance career.
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Old 11-30-2004, 10:48 PM   #40
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i went to the circus last week and the amazing human cannonball was frieda and she missed the safety net - i thought it was okay because the first-aiders were on hand fast but then i saw that they were daftig and strimmage
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Old 11-30-2004, 10:51 PM   #41
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Beale owns what is arguably one of the finest Steuben Crystal collections in the country...possibly the world.
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Old 11-30-2004, 10:59 PM   #42
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Daver is a prominent horticulturist. Students come from all over the world to admire his remarkable work. He specializes in the only the most rare orchids. The proceeds from his art go to feeding his craving for Mexican food and Louis Vuitton bags.
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:01 PM   #43
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:13 PM   #44
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:33 PM   #45
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Pfp is an inmate in a federal women's prison, and zero is her bitch.

Zaftig and Simage are Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.

Audreyvgs is a fast-living Miami coke dealer with a shrewd cover op in her bucolic Naples home. Nico is her gardener, tragically widowed when his wife fell off a cherry picker in 2001. Bink is their secret love child.

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