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Old 11-06-2002, 02:46 PM   #1
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Peed on by a Lion

Okay. It's true. I admit it.

I was peed on by a lion.

I was about 4 or 5 years old and my mother took my older sister and me to the Dallas zoo one day. I was completely in love with cats and was totally entranced by the big male lion.

In those days (I'm dating myself here), zoos still had those horrible steel cages, so this lion was pretty neurotic. He apparently spent his days pacing back and forth along the fence.

I was standing at the railing, completely enraptured by this great big kitty. I didn't hear my mother or anyone else warning me. The lion backed his butt against the railings and let loose.

I was drenched.

My mother said I smelled atrocious and no amount of cleaning me up in the ladies room helped. We headed back home with the car windows wide open.

Judy<---who still loves cats but isn't so sure about male lions anymore
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Old 11-06-2002, 03:09 PM   #2
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hahaha.... oh my!

oh well... it could have been worse
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Old 11-06-2002, 04:04 PM   #3
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True! It could have been much worse!

My nephews thought I was the coolest aunt in the world when my sister told them that story. Now that they're 14 and 17 they don't think it's so cool anymore!

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Old 11-06-2002, 08:27 PM   #4
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Hahahahaha....

I wish I had a cool story lilke that.

Sprayed by a lion, *rowr*.
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Old 11-06-2002, 11:09 PM   #5
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Whoa!! My brother was farted on by a baby hippo and I always thought that was pretty funny... but JudyPatooty you win.
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Old 11-07-2002, 10:50 AM   #6
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Farted on by a baby hippo! Bwaahahahaahaha! That's pretty funny!

At least the stench isn't as long-lasting as lion pee!
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Old 11-07-2002, 11:56 AM   #7
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Well JudyPatooty

There are some who would say that on that day at the Zoo, you found your 'animal totem'! You were baptized by the big cat, so to speak.

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Old 11-07-2002, 12:40 PM   #8
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Hey, Isla, I like that perspective. Changes my whole outlook on that memory.

All I know is that I got marked by the big cat as part of his territory!

Thanks!
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Old 11-07-2002, 07:44 PM   #9
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LOL!! What do farts mean in that context, Isla??
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Old 11-10-2002, 12:35 AM   #10
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Sounds like the big kitty liked you... kitties mark things that they think belong to them that way - my Merlin sometimes even marks me.... I know he's standing there, next to my bare leg... the next thing I know I feel something like a warm breeze - then a trickle.
Pretty gross but if you look at it in the spirit intended, it's sort of sweet.
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