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Old 10-13-2005, 12:16 AM   #211
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What's faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and green?

Super Pickle!

It's a real joke, I swear.
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Old 10-13-2005, 12:27 AM   #212
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Lost in Translation hehe
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Old 10-13-2005, 03:19 PM   #213
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After taking two or three golf lessons, a young woman decides to go out one day and play her first round. She tees off on the first hole, hitting the ball about forty yards. She walks up to it, chooses a club, and hits it again. This time it goes about 50 yards, but she keeps trying and eventually gets on the green and in for a 9. Feeling pretty pleased at her first try, she gets on the second tee box, but when she addresses the ball she gets stung by a bee. She walks back to the clubhouse and tells the pro, "I was doing pretty good, but I got stung by a bee between the first and second hole."

The pro considered this for awhile and then replied, "Well, your problem is, your stance is too wide."
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Old 10-13-2005, 04:04 PM   #214
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^^^ jeez I'm never going to live that down, am I?

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Old 10-13-2005, 04:17 PM   #215
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Old 10-13-2005, 04:41 PM   #216
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^^^ jeez I'm never going to live that down, am I?

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Funk, just a reminder: This IS the "Worst Joke In the World Thread." I can think of nothing that makes a bad joke even worse more than its incessant repetition.
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Old 10-14-2005, 11:07 AM   #217
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True story: A guy at work was complaining he had to go to his second job. Why? To support his 14 children. (Mind you, this is a young guy). Totally gullible, I remarked: "You're kidding!" He insisted truth and fact, laughing all the way.

The next week I asked him how his kids were, to which he replied, "Fine, I sold seven of them on ebay."

Jig was up, but he now still wanted to know how much Halloween candy I'll be bringing in for them!
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Old 10-19-2005, 02:46 PM   #218
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Why did the tomato blush?



Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Old 10-19-2005, 02:47 PM   #219
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David Hasselhoff calls his agent and demands, "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on."


His agent replies "Sure! No hassle."
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Old 10-19-2005, 02:49 PM   #220
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"Did you hear about that new movie, Constipated?"


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"Oh, it didn't come out yet."
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Old 10-19-2005, 02:59 PM   #221
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Did you here about the constipated mathmetician who worked it out with a pencil?
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Old 10-19-2005, 03:00 PM   #222
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^^^ Now thats commedy ^^^
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Old 10-19-2005, 03:02 PM   #223
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Did you hear about the constipated mathmetician who worked it out with a calculator?



^^^ now that's satire ^^^
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Old 10-19-2005, 03:04 PM   #224
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Okay more....


Did you hear about the architect who had his house made backwards so he could watch television?
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Old 10-19-2005, 03:06 PM   #225
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Did you hear about the homosexual cowboy who shot up the sherriff ?
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