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Old 06-08-2010, 10:08 PM   #3061
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What's bubbling?

It's just work.
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Old 06-09-2010, 02:45 AM   #3062
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What is the amount of energy transferred by a force acting through a distance?

They call em "blogwats".
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Old 06-10-2010, 11:00 AM   #3063
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How many blogs could a blog blog if a blog could blog blogs?

Well, it makes for an interesting family photo.
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Old 06-10-2010, 11:43 PM   #3064
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Would you stay on vacation forever?

Light your own light.
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Old 06-11-2010, 02:36 AM   #3065
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When you asked the boys what they were doing with your barbecue lighter, what did they say?

There are a few ways to skin that cat.
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Old 06-11-2010, 03:53 PM   #3066
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So, Heracles, any tips on how to deal with this lion that escaped from the Iraklion zoo?

Hold it in, for the love of God.
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Old 06-13-2010, 01:51 AM   #3067
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what's your view on farting in church?

just hammer it and hope it stays
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Old 06-13-2010, 02:11 AM   #3068
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how would you summarize "The Women-With-Low-Self-Esteem's Guide to Getting and Keeping a Husband"?

Johnny Cash's covers of Depeche Mode and Nine Inch Nails
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Old 06-18-2010, 12:06 PM   #3069
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How do we know that it isn't only in country songs that he can't hit and stay on pitch?


A large, full, black plastic bag by the side of the road.
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Old 06-20-2010, 02:19 PM   #3070
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What was the ultimate destination for all those regimental ties you've been hoarding over the decades?

It was an intermittent fascination.
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Old 09-30-2011, 02:29 PM   #3071
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So this "Ask a question, then Answer a new one!" thread... what does the board think about it?

If it's been more than a month, it's fair game.
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Old 10-01-2011, 02:54 PM   #3072
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is it ok to use the dreadful word again?



never ever.

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Old 10-01-2011, 10:37 PM   #3073
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Know wot I mean?

3 wookies dressed as Elvis.
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Old 10-16-2011, 01:02 PM   #3074
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Who officiated at the *actual* royal wedding? you know, the one in Vegas?

Cinnamon wine.
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Old 10-19-2011, 01:29 AM   #3075
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So Michael Kors, what's the name of that new hot shade on the runways?

I'm just procrastinating.
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