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Old 02-09-2012, 09:00 AM   #526
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my sweet, tooth hasn't grinded and tongue hasn't mashed
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Old 02-09-2012, 10:54 AM   #527
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I've seldom done this,
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Old 02-13-2012, 01:30 PM   #528
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Old 02-14-2012, 12:45 PM   #529
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Old 02-15-2012, 02:14 PM   #530
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Old 02-16-2012, 03:57 AM   #531
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Old 02-16-2012, 09:58 AM   #532
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Argh, don't put provolone cheese on a breakfast sandwich; oog; ptui.

Breakfast Cheese Blues
For John Bales

Some Chesdale, Cheddar, Edam, Gouda,
Or sheep cheese from Bayonne,
Or Brynzda, Bros, or Brie but who the
Hell wants provolone?

Oh thanks a lot for bitching,
and waking the muse
Cause now I've got the breakfast cheese blues.

Among the breakfast sandwich cheeses
One fact is clearly known:
Use almost any cheese but, Jesus!
Don't use provolone.

Oh thanks a lot for sharing
Your curdling views
Now I've got the breakfast cheese blues.

On bacon, ham, or sausage, slowly
Melt the cheese, and moan --
Anticipation's good, but holy
Cow! Not provolone!

Oh thanks a lot for posting
Your curd and whey news
Now I've got the breakfast cheese blues.

Bacon, sausage, ham, whatever
On wrap, croissant, or scone;
For me the only rule is never
Never provolone!

Thanks a lot for shouting out
The cheese you refuse
Now everyone has breakfast cheese blues --
Those ooey-gooey, yum-umami
Breakfast cheese blues;
Yes, thanks a lot for shouting out
The cheese don'ts and dos,
Those hold-it-all-inside applied
Breakfast cheese blues.
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Old 02-19-2012, 09:25 PM   #533
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All alone with my provolone, all alone in my cheesy delights.
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Old 02-20-2012, 12:37 AM   #534
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What am I going to do with all of these strange chaotic attractors?
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Old 02-20-2012, 01:20 AM   #535
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Old 02-21-2012, 03:54 AM   #536
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Old 02-24-2012, 12:29 PM   #537
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Old 04-15-2012, 11:41 AM   #538
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Old 08-13-2012, 01:19 PM   #539
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