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Old 11-14-2007, 02:10 PM   #1
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Yesterday I had to run to take care of a:


Luncheon Malfunction
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Old 11-14-2007, 03:08 PM   #2
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Luncheon Malfunction: the boss threw up in our best client's lap.

Today I have to deal with an online distributive frank exchange of views
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Old 11-17-2007, 02:58 PM   #3
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Lets try this again:

Why in heaven does trouble always get back to me?

Perhaps its a Parabola Paroblem.
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Old 11-17-2007, 06:54 PM   #4
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Parabola Paroblem: You threw an ice cube into a dish and its parabolic shape caused it to curve round and fly straight back at your face.

It looks like I'm in trouble over an Incisor Issue.
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Old 11-18-2007, 05:03 AM   #5
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Incisor Issue: You don't floss enough and some teeth will go on strike.

Oh my I seem to be quite Existentially challenged
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Old 11-18-2007, 09:31 AM   #6
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After that last explanation, I really need to juggle my fruitbasket.
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Old 11-18-2007, 01:11 PM   #7
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I've juggled my fruitbasket this morning so that I know just how much time I have to waste while pretending to be productive.

But later, when it comes to the crunch, I might have to pull a Dian Fossey.
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Old 11-18-2007, 01:34 PM   #8
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By pull a Dian Fossey, can I assume you mean that you are going to actively patrol your work site for refrigerator poachers and discourage visitors to your work site?

If so, in that vein, watch out. Someone disgruntled sort might try to Serve a Panga Process on you in retaliation.
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