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Old 09-10-2004, 08:41 PM   #1
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Talking Orgasmic eating aka food porn

Just got off the phone with my father.

Earlier this week I called to wish him a happy 49th birthday. We got to talking about food & I told him about Hardee's new breakfast biscuit bowl. A biscuit, a sausage patty, some scrambled eggs, cheese & their biscuit gravy drowning it all. My father was quick to tell me how their mushroom swiss burger is "orgasmic eating", and how he is looking very much forward to the biscuit bowl.

Then he went on to tell me he's seen commercials for Sonic, they have some kind of breakfast steak potato burrito thing. But we don't have any around here. He said if he sees one more commercial, he is taking a road trip to the nearest Sonic to eat.

I looked on the net today & the nearest Sonic's are in DesMoines & ChampaignUrbana. I called my dad's house just now to get my sister's new address & told him about the Sonic in Des Moines.

Il Mio Padre: Des Moines? That's only 6 hours away. You know what I'm thinking? We leave Saturday, get there for lunch & dinner, sleep in the parking lot, then wake up & have some of their breakfasts. Then lunch again before we head home.

La Sua Figlia: And don't eat for a few days beforehand in anticipation.

Il Mio Padre: Orgasmic eating. You know what I'm eating right now? Twinkies. You know what you do? Heat them up first in the microwave. Then chocolate sauce over that. Ahhhhhhh!!!!

La Sua Figlia: Yuck.

Il Mio Padre: You don't even know. You know those Nutter Butter Cookies? You know what you do? Take a jar of peanut butter & dip them into it, just like chips & dip. Ohhhh ho ho!!!

La Sua Figlia: Damn, Dad. Why don't you try that with the Twinkies?

Il Mio Padre: Now you're talking, let me try that. For scientific purposes, I am now spreading peanut butter on the Twinkie.

*chomps*

Il Mio Padre: O...M...G!!!!! Like a Fluffer Nutter. You have to go to the store NOW for some Twinkies & peanut butter. *moans*


I have never laughed so hard as when my father is sharing what food gets his rocks off.

My personal food porn:

pomegranate blueberry juice
spinach mushroom garlic pizza, thin crust
warm zabaglione w/cold fresh raspberries
Hardee's Biscuit Bowl
steak or salmon cooked medium well


Now you tell me about your food porn.
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Old 09-10-2004, 08:47 PM   #2
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Old 09-10-2004, 08:51 PM   #3
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Old 09-10-2004, 08:54 PM   #4
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Il Mio Padre: O...M...G!!!!! Like a Fluffer Nutter. You have to go to the store NOW for some Twinkies & peanut butter. *moans*
anyone who spastically moans about twinkies + peanut butter has got to be the coolest, most fun dad

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Old 09-10-2004, 08:55 PM   #5
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Crayfish or Lobster dipped in butter.
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Old 09-10-2004, 08:59 PM   #6
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Old 09-10-2004, 09:01 PM   #7
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Old 09-10-2004, 09:10 PM   #8
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yeah - warm zabaglione and fresh razzies is pert darn near a perfect food experience...

Also up there for me is a really good bagel (not the spongy kind that come in bags), preferably the "salt" variety, toasted and still warm, with cold deli cream cheese, lox, red onions, and capers. Holy *cow*.

Good bittersweet chocolate... the crab quesadilla I had the other night...

Ooo! and freshly made creme anglaise - still warm... ay.

And good fettucine alfredo... and yeah, there are lots of other things...
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Old 09-10-2004, 09:12 PM   #9
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i'm just a food whore.
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Old 09-10-2004, 09:21 PM   #10
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Old 09-10-2004, 09:23 PM   #11
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i'm just a food whore.


you:

Have sex for food?
Have food for Sex?

Prefer oral sex?
Prefer sexy food?

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i love food. yum.
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