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Old 06-01-2004, 08:22 PM   #1
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Post telling lies

i was up for a ride in jetfighter plane this afternoon and the pilot said fancy taking the controls?. i said yeah, okay and i flew us up a ravine without even crashing. i was brill at it. at the end i got a medallion-thingy and the pilot gave me five. they wanted me to join up but i said nah.
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Old 06-01-2004, 08:23 PM   #2
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What's with the British slang, goofball?
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Old 06-01-2004, 08:27 PM   #3
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makes it sound more believable!
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Old 06-01-2004, 09:59 PM   #4
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MY HOUSE WENT ON FIRE THIS EVENING AND THE FIRE BRIGADE SAID I'D DONE ALL THE RIGHT THINGS (AFTERWARDS).
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Old 06-01-2004, 10:01 PM   #5
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Old 06-01-2004, 10:29 PM   #6
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i like zero....
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Old 06-01-2004, 10:30 PM   #7
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I am so fvcking happy that I go around laughing all the fvcking time.
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Old 06-01-2004, 10:35 PM   #8
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Old 06-01-2004, 10:37 PM   #9
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i wouldnt dream of taking your watch, then when you try to chase me down, beating your head in with the heel of my doc marten, and when you try to get up, impaling you with a safety pin.......it would simply never cross my mind....
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Old 06-01-2004, 10:39 PM   #10
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Agent Smith does not have a mean bone in her body.
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Old 06-01-2004, 10:45 PM   #11
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klynne isnt asking for a visit from mr. t.




THAT'S RIGHT, FOOL!
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Old 06-01-2004, 10:54 PM   #12
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Klynne and Mr. T are close and personal friends.
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Old 06-01-2004, 10:59 PM   #13
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the agent and mr. t are not close personal friends at all, and she would never ever ever ask for him to go grind klynne into the pavement, knowing full well that klynne is too much for mr. t.
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Old 06-01-2004, 11:05 PM   #14
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I almost got to fly a jetfighter plane once...damn stupid national security...pussies...
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Old 06-01-2004, 11:18 PM   #15
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the agent and mr. t are not close personal friends at all, and she would never ever ever ask for him to go grind klynne into the pavement, knowing full well that klynne is too much for mr. t.
Klynne could kick Agents butt with both legs tied behind her back
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