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Old 02-26-2006, 07:06 PM   #766
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She waddled along by the road
She was cross-eyed and quite pigeon-toed
Her hair was a mess
One shudders to guess
What she did to be star of this ode
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Old 02-27-2006, 04:39 AM   #767
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Old 02-27-2006, 12:51 PM   #768
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Old 02-27-2006, 06:35 PM   #769
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Old 02-27-2006, 11:27 PM   #770
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This fat, cross-eyed, messy old kitty
Drunkenly gurgled a ditty
So ribald and rude
Was her attitude
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
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Old 02-28-2006, 01:06 AM   #771
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This fat, cross-eyed, messy old kitty
Drunkenly gurgled a ditty
So ribald and rude
Was her attitude
It was often mistaken for witty.
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Old 02-28-2006, 02:45 AM   #772
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Make it rich, not too hot, and sweeter
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Old 02-28-2006, 11:11 PM   #773
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Make it rich, not too hot, and sweeter
While I run to the corner to meet her
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Old 03-03-2006, 07:17 AM   #774
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Make it rich, not too hot, and sweeter
While I run to the corner to meet her
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Old 03-03-2006, 08:28 AM   #775
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Make it rich, not too hot, and sweeter
While I run to the corner to meet her
and tell her to hurry
'cause indiscreet Murray
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Old 03-06-2006, 10:47 AM   #776
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The summer of nineteen ninety two
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Old 03-06-2006, 01:55 PM   #777
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The summer of nineteen ninety two
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The cur was so mudgeoned
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Old 03-06-2006, 08:55 PM   #778
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The summer of nineteen ninety two
Was as hot as a fierce vindaloo
The cur was so mudgeoned
The high was so dudgeoned
That the cat up and shat in my shoe
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Old 03-06-2006, 09:23 PM   #779
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I was surfing the web late one night
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Old 03-07-2006, 02:38 PM   #780
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I was surfing the web late one night
When I found a mysterious site
It was girls with a yen
For incontinent men
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