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Old 01-17-2008, 12:06 PM   #76
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i just put a bread & cheese sandwich in the oven and turned it on for 10 minutes.

BUT

it was still on microwave setting



how on earth do i get all this smoke out of my house??
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Old 01-17-2008, 07:22 PM   #77
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*tries to douse flames coming out of nose with tears*
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Old 01-17-2008, 10:54 PM   #78
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Old 01-21-2008, 05:26 PM   #79
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Old 01-25-2008, 06:58 AM   #80
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my soup exploded.

now I have no soup. And it's 3am and I'm still hungry
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:30 PM   #81
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so far today:
I accidentally slept in
my house alarm keeps going off for no reason
my garage clicker stop working
on the way to work, my bike broke (resulting in a cut on my leg)
no one would answer their phone to come to my rescue and had to walk the rest of the way

I refuse to move from this spot, or else something might explode.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:14 PM   #82
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^your computer?
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:16 PM   #83
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i just put a bread & cheese sandwich in the oven and turned it on for 10 minutes.

BUT

it was still on microwave setting



how on earth do i get all this smoke out of my house??
oh i just noticed this post of mine

i still haven't cleaned my oven since the incident and therefore not used my oven-- maybe i will clean my oven one day. maybe.
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:52 PM   #84
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one thing that drives me nuts is how some people pronounce rizabasten! it's rRREE - ZABASTEN ( soft "z" and soft "n" at the end, emphasis on the "rrree" ) not fvckken RITZ ABASTEN ( emphasis on the "ritz" ).


rrree - zabasten !
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Old 07-10-2008, 02:07 PM   #85
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basti's online and he's going to have your arse on toast!
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Old 07-10-2008, 02:11 PM   #86
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that's what i was thinking too then i noticed beside his name it says "banned"



..rizabasten's banned - when did that happen??
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Old 07-10-2008, 02:14 PM   #87
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some donkeysex site or other unacceptable sexhaving ness.

likely.
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Old 07-10-2008, 02:21 PM   #88
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serves him right then - such a senseless waste of an assertive-sounding username





zomrix i have chosen you to be the face of my new campaign
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Old 07-10-2008, 02:25 PM   #89
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that's what i was thinking too then i noticed beside his name it says "banned"



..rizabasten's banned - when did that happen??
i lookied it up for you-- 5 days ago



zoomshebangbangtraximix12" is going to be the face of a new biscuit?
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Old 07-10-2008, 02:30 PM   #90
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well i haven't actually thought of what my new campaign's about yet


- i'm going along to my abandoned boatyard in a wee minute - there is where will ponder such matters
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