08-05-2013, 04:24 PM
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constantly amazed
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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08-19-2013, 05:52 AM
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in limbo
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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In hell, the guy sitting at the desk opposite of you breathes heavily through his nose and on every exhale he opens his mouth and he smacks his lips and you can hear his dentures rattle.
the guy sitting next to you drums on the desk with his fingers in an erratic pattern. |
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09-12-2013, 12:34 PM
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Cheeses Save
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Floating
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In hell you sit 2 cubicles behind and to the left of the enchanting girl who obsesses over her coworkers irks while she compulsively taps her own delicate dainty foot in her pretty frustration...but she doesn't know you exist because you have no irks.
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10-16-2013, 12:05 PM
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unbelievable
Join Date: Jul 2008
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In hell when the Beatles song Mr. Postman comes on you change the channel
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From stone tablets to html code, it's not lost on me. |
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10-16-2013, 12:18 PM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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In hell, you can never get the magic back.
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10-16-2013, 02:32 PM
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Rhinoceros fan
Join Date: Mar 2007
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You can't get the magic back on earth, either. Perhaps in hell, there was never any magic, but everyone tells you there was.
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10-26-2013, 11:32 AM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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In hell, people don't know it's just a metaphor.
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10-27-2013, 01:16 AM
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landscaping is fun
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: up river and down river
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10-29-2013, 01:47 PM
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Cheeses Save
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Location: Floating
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In hell, even after you have both decided that you are not right for each other, she keeps texting...and you still want to "hit that".
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10-29-2013, 01:48 PM
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Cheeses Save
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Location: Floating
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In hell ^ that's how all babies get made.
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11-02-2013, 04:51 AM
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landscaping is fun
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: up river and down river
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In hell, there are no weeds or invasive plants...ummm...thinking...oh, thanks then you throw in no mosquitoes. Damn You!!! AND POISON IVY? I HAT YOU!!!!
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11-04-2013, 12:47 PM
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in limbo
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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In hell, your supplier creates a report that contains all changed records, but leaves out the new records. Because logically, a new record has not been changed yet.
In hell, everyone you work with is either autistic or vulcan, or both. |
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11-05-2013, 08:18 PM
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landscaping is fun
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: up river and down river
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In Hell, you always lose Wordscraper to HFoxy...oh wait, I'm there
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