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Old 04-10-2003, 11:11 AM   #1
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Questions...

Threads are getting old here monkeys, time for some questions...

1. Make up a film title for the life story of a ze-monkey.

2. Lead role portrayed by...

3. Co-starring ....

4. Gone with the Wind had the classic line "Frankly my dear, I dont give a damn"...The line we wouild all remember from your ze-film would be....


Get answering.......dont look at me like that....just do it....
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Old 04-10-2003, 11:24 AM   #2
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Title: From Bullet to Bulletin

Lead Role: ZeFrank

Co-starring: The entire Zemonkey family

Line to remember: I could have been a contender..a zemonkey
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Old 04-10-2003, 02:41 PM   #3
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Death by Sushi: a true story

Starring: Will Wheaton
Co-Starring: Eddie Izzard
And featuring: Christopher Lowell

"Honestly, Ma, we wuz just playin' real nice-like"
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Old 04-10-2003, 02:52 PM   #4
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Title: My Big Fat Swollen Toenail
Starring: Frank Zappa
Co-Starring: William Shatner
Line to Remember: It.... just.... keeps.... getting.... bigger.
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Old 04-10-2003, 03:52 PM   #5
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Old 04-10-2003, 04:09 PM   #6
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Old 04-10-2003, 04:14 PM   #7
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1. Make up a film title for the life story of a ze-monkey.

this isn't a life story movie, but.....

Hammered in Houston


2. Lead roles portrayed by...

Slash, in his film debut, playing Dinz
Wil Wheaton (considering his critical acclaim in his prior role) as Beale
cameo appearances by Wee-Man, HRH Queen Elizabeth II, Rune the Viking, the bartender from Love Boat, and Kevin Bacon (b/c he's in every single movie)


3. Co-starring ....

the Bud Girls playing the candidates for mrs. dinz #5, Courtney Love as the skank drunken stripper, Ricardo Montelban as the evil psychiatrist, George Costanza as the sidekick, and Lara Flynn Boyle as the ice cold D.A.

4. Gone with the Wind had the classic line "Frankly my dear, I dont give a damn"...The line we wouild all remember from your ze-film would be....

"Your Honor, it was all consensual"
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Old 04-10-2003, 04:17 PM   #8
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Christopher Lowell..... hey!
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Old 04-10-2003, 04:41 PM   #9
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Title:
King of the Blues (a comedy with sub-titles for the slow)

Starring:
Will Sasso as the tough Johnny Beale, the Louisiana lawmaker who defends the rights of his English client (George Clooney) who has strippers and oil wrestling in his blues band's stageshow.

Co-starring:
Susan Sarrandon as the veteran Canadian newshound who blows the whistle on the lawyers crazy antics, and Sean Connery as the hard nosed Judge Moonie. Also introducing a delectable bevvy of hot starlets.

Quote:
"Fill your pants you Sonofbitch !!!!"
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Old 04-10-2003, 05:53 PM   #10
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Just wanted to say... I'm not avoiding these Dinz - brain just not working like this today... Maybe later
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Old 04-10-2003, 06:20 PM   #11
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Title: Behind the Screen
Starring: Edward Norton (portraying Ze)
Co-Starring: Mr. Ed
Line: "I'm a cowboy!"
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Old 04-10-2003, 09:37 PM   #12
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Re: Questions...

1. Make up a film title for the life story of a ze-monkey.

My Big Fat Canadian Wedding

2. Lead role portrayed by...

Reese Witherspoon

3. Co-starring ....

a Meg Ryan look alike *cough*

4. Gone with the Wind had the classic line "Frankly my dear, I dont give a damn"...The line we wouild all remember from your ze-film would be....

"I don't know what you're talking aboot. I can SO wear white!"
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Old 04-11-2003, 09:29 AM   #13
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shite, look at the powerhouses. we have two movies with Ze, three with Beale, three with Dinz, two with Mon and two with NYC.

edited to add: btw that's out of 520 members, 70 or so that have regularly posted

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Old 04-12-2003, 03:24 PM   #14
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Old 04-12-2003, 03:30 PM   #15
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I feel so left out
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