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Old 01-18-2008, 09:31 AM   #106
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I don't know what you're talking about, i came of age the day I saw my grandma and grandpa doing it on the couch......by the way would you pass the peas mom?
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:00 PM   #107
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Maybe just one glass, the last time I got into the Cabernet I ended up making out with a total stranger at my sister's wedding. Hey! It's posted on You Tube, we can watch it before dessert.
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Old 01-21-2008, 07:46 AM   #108
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Did you know that the malaria mosquito is equally attracted to the odor of Limburger cheese and the smell of human feet? They both harbor the bacterium responsible for human body odor.
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Old 01-21-2008, 10:40 PM   #109
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That's quite a rack you have there, Mrs Rothschild.
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Old 01-27-2008, 03:25 AM   #110
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There's a scab somewhere in the potato salad. It fell in while I was making it and I forgot to fish it out. I'm sure you guys won't mind.
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Old 01-28-2008, 01:35 AM   #111
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Hi! Thanks for having us over! Keith, I'd like you to meet Ken. Ken and I dated in high school, about the same time as you and I.

(I have a friend who stutters and I wonder if he never suffers from foot-in-mouth disease.)
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:09 AM   #112
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Could i trouble you for another napkin? I think I just came on this one.
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:20 AM   #113
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You know the old adage 'Never trust a fart'? Well, I'll be right back, if you'll excuse me.
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:36 AM   #114
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So, I guess you're all wondering why I called it "Blood Pudding Surprise"...?
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:00 PM   #115
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The laundry didn't get the napkins back in time, so from time to time a woolly dog will pass among you under the table.
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Old 01-29-2008, 03:01 AM   #116
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Either I just crapped myself, or this chili smells marvelous.
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Old 01-29-2008, 03:07 AM   #117
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Oh, I think you've been using my water glass! Don't worry, darling; that cold sore's all cleared up.
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:12 PM   #118
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Every time my grandma comes over, I wind up with all kinds of pubes on the soap
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Old 01-29-2008, 08:12 PM   #119
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Mmm..what a lovely casserole.
OH, damn, that reminds me..I forgot to put the cat out.
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Old 01-29-2008, 08:13 PM   #120
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So, who's seen Eraserhead?
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