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Old 07-03-2007, 11:58 PM   #841
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^Hfox is better at flirting with men than I am.
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Old 07-04-2007, 12:02 AM   #842
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mmm, you can say that again.
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Old 07-04-2007, 09:54 AM   #843
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Brad Paisley

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive and old Hundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight
I'm a Sci-fi fantatic
Mild athsmatic
Never been to 2nd base

But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

Cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Mazarati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac

In real life, the only time I
Ever even been to LA
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six
pack abs that'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stats,
it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight
everytime I log on

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
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Old 07-04-2007, 08:23 PM   #844
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Free, unsought analysis of your flirting techniques for $2.95!

^okay Marcus, you shameless hunk o' flirting...here, in the shameless flirting thread, posting your powerfully cynical posts with an air of resignation and boredom...why, I have to say that that last post had quite the effect, you towering intellect,you... you curable romantic, you undiscovered legend....there you go again, masquerading as a confirmed curmudgeon, a misunderstood critic when all the time it's a tender-hearted fool of a poet you are, only and always yearning for truth, illusion and reality to become one united thing in an absurdist's quest for beauty. The fact that you're too intelligent and world-weary for the rest of us here matters not. The fact that you're here betrays you.

O Marcus Marcus Marcus!
Do not rebuff those who would embrace you! Those who would flirt shamelessly with you if only they dared!
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Old 07-04-2007, 09:24 PM   #845
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Walk walk walk..my dogs are barking.
Who has a foot fetish, then?
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Old 07-05-2007, 07:36 AM   #846
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Keep the change

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Old 07-05-2007, 11:42 AM   #847
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brynn is hot!
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Old 07-05-2007, 05:20 PM   #848
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Maybe so but I'm way way too old for her.
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Old 07-05-2007, 05:24 PM   #849
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true, and, errrm, gnarled is the word that springs to mind.

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Old 07-05-2007, 05:27 PM   #850
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Old 07-05-2007, 05:49 PM   #851
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.. zero was here ??
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Old 07-05-2007, 06:01 PM   #852
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SUHT UP


i'm a feeling very sensistive tonight
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Old 07-05-2007, 06:02 PM   #853
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you should put some ointment on that.
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Old 07-05-2007, 06:11 PM   #854
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ok i will


now can i tell you what you should do?
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Old 07-05-2007, 06:13 PM   #855
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you certainly can but you shouldn't..
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