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Old 03-03-2004, 02:47 PM   #181
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( you should stop putting peas in your tea... it tastes *so much better* w/ out them! trust me, i didn't know either... )
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Old 03-03-2004, 02:56 PM   #182
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Perky, Perky, Perky.....why must you see alien vampires in everything? I mean come on man, it's not as if he's Lordy Lordy Grocer Almighty Omnipotent Leader of Thraalphang VII is it?

Relax. He's probably only a minor deity of household comestibles pulling your leg


...or trying to eat your head....
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Old 03-03-2004, 03:10 PM   #183
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[b]..he's probably only a minor deity of household comestibles pulling your leg
you say that, but if you'd seen the faraway, otherworldly look in his grocerly eyes.. anyway i'm not worried about that now because just as i opened my tinned baby peas, one pea leapt straight up my nose and won't come out... strange, it seemed to know exactly what it was doing. i'll leave it a while, i'm sure it'll come out eventually.
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Old 03-03-2004, 03:30 PM   #184
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Old 03-03-2004, 03:45 PM   #185
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OMG!!!!!! that's the very same symbol as is on the brown paper bag he put my tinned baby peas in!!! you're well up on grocerly goings-on coffee! you would be i suppose.
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Old 03-03-2004, 03:58 PM   #186
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Old 03-03-2004, 04:31 PM   #187
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No you tell her.........why me?....sh sh sh....keep it down guys....no I cant tell her.....Well you tell her then if it's so important....Ok Ok ....gimme some room here.....and turn the music down.....

*Ahem*

Chuckie, old mate, old pal...how's it going?
Listen there's something I ....We....the other monkeys, want you to know....it's not that we dont like you, it's just that, well, for some of them you're a bit to.....uh....."shell covered".
Not for me obviously, I like you just the way you are, Lord knows I admire your very egginess, but some of the others, maybe, are intimidated by your ovoid qualities....Ok?

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Old 03-03-2004, 05:17 PM   #188
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Weirdness abounds again....

Picked up the Chronicle funny pages again today, and as I mused over the puzzle below, a very strange pattern became clear:

D I E V W P E R K Y
A G W E K O Y M L B
B F G N K P K N O W
E F W H E R E A E I
Z Y O U B N I E E M
J O I U L I V E M H
N U I T S I G N E D
P L O T H E L O U Y
M J U A L I E N O U
G R O C E R S P B B

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Old 03-03-2004, 05:21 PM   #189
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Now look closer........


D I E V W P E R K Y
A G W E K O Y M L B
B F G N K P K N O W
E F W H E R E A E I
Z Y O U B N I E E M
J O I U L I V E M H
N U I T S I G N E D
P L O T H E L O U Y
M J U A L I E N O U
G R O C E R S P B B






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Old 03-03-2004, 05:29 PM   #190
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right, that's it! i'm going down to wycombe general hospital casualty department to get them to get the baby pea out of my nose, it's starting to sprout up there i can fee................................. . . .
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Old 03-03-2004, 05:31 PM   #191
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Old 03-03-2004, 08:34 PM   #192
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That's it, sir. You're leaving.
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Old 03-03-2004, 09:06 PM   #193
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That's it, sir. You're leaving.
thank you matron. only you're not really a matron though, are you? no, you're another alien shapeshifting lizard zombie sex vampire entity.. aren't you?
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Old 03-03-2004, 09:45 PM   #194
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Old 03-03-2004, 10:06 PM   #195
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