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Old 08-07-2004, 03:27 AM   #31
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Thanks for getting this thread back on topic.
And congratulations on selling your house! That's great.
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:27 AM   #32
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mother wont let me have any alcoholic beverages, or even anything carbonated. she drinks rum and vodka herself, but she says it's my fault for being born. she made me kneel on the rice because i drove her to consume the devil liquid.
MOTHER IS NOT HAPPY WITH MISTER HUFFER MOTHER DOES NOT LIKE WHEN MISTER HUFFER TALKS OUT OF TURN MOTHER DOESN'T WANT MISTER HUFFER TO TALK ABOUT HER ANYMORE MISTER HUFFER NEEDS A PUNISHMENT
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:27 AM   #33
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Is his girlfriend's name Mrs Krabapple?
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:27 AM   #34
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Mother needs another drink to calm down.
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:29 AM   #35
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And congratulations on selling your house! That's great.
Just come back from signing the papers.

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MOTHER IS NOT HAPPY WITH MISTER HUFFER MOTHER DOES NOT LIKE WHEN MISTER HUFFER TALKS OUT OF TURN MOTHER DOESN'T WANT MISTER HUFFER TO TALK ABOUT HER ANYMORE MISTER HUFFER NEEDS A PUNISHMENT
Mother - did you know he's got a girlfriend?
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:37 AM   #36
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MOTHER IS NOT HAPPY WITH MISTER HUFFER MOTHER DOES NOT LIKE WHEN MISTER HUFFER TALKS OUT OF TURN MOTHER DOESN'T WANT MISTER HUFFER TO TALK ABOUT HER ANYMORE MISTER HUFFER NEEDS A PUNISHMENT
you are not mother. mother never uses computers. they are the devil's tools. mother likes to beat me with gardening tools if i use the devil's machine too much.
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:38 AM   #37
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Does she beat you with a hoe?
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:40 AM   #38
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His mother sounds like a hoe.
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:40 AM   #39
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she uses a rake to scratch and a shovel to pound. mother does not own a hoe.
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:40 AM   #40
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Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother, do you think they'll like this song?
Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Ooooowaa , should I build a wall?

Mother, should I run for President?
Mother, should I trust the government?
Mother, will they put me in the firing line?
Ooooowaa Is it just a waste of time?

Hush, my baby. Baby, don't you cry.
Momma's gonna make all of your nightmares come true.
Momma's gonna put all of her fears into you.
Momma's gonna keep you right here under her wing.
She won't let you fly, but she might let you sing.
Momma's gonna keep Baby cozy and warm.
Oooo Babe.
Oooo Babe.
Ooo Babe, of course Momma's gonna help build a wall.

Mother, do you think she's good enough,
For me?
Mother, do you think she's dangerous,
To me?
Mother will she tear your little boy apart?
Ooooowaa , will she break my heart?

Hush, my baby. Baby, don't you cry.
Momma's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you.
Momma won't let anyone dirty get through.
Momma's gonna wait up until you get in.
Momma will always find out where you've been.
Momma's gonna keep Baby healthy and clean.
Oooo Babe.
Oooo Babe.
Ooo Babe, you'll always be Baby to me.

Mother, did it need to be so high?
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:40 AM   #41
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:41 AM   #42
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we do not have a garden, or a yard. we have a concrete patio and a chainlink fence.
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:42 AM   #43
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:42 AM   #44
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:43 AM   #45
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Mother, did it need to be so high?
Bloody hell, they ARE good.
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