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Old 12-05-2007, 05:07 PM   #46
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So I guess you're all wondering what my big news was? Well, I am now an official Amway representative!
Hahaha HFox, been there and was evilly sucked into the Amway scheme by my father and step mother. I hated every minute of it and never recruited anyone, didn't even try very hard to sell the products. I think I took a booklet to work one time. All I ever really wanted was to buy some Amway Scrubbuds.

That was years ago and I lasted in the business only a month. Have been without Scrbbuds for years to avoid the relentless recruits.

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Old 12-05-2007, 09:45 PM   #47
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And that,kids, is the miracle of natural child birth..now on to the c-section!
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Old 12-06-2007, 04:19 PM   #48
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Oh, it's much better now. In fact, the scab fell off this afternoon as I was preparing the soup.

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Old 12-06-2007, 08:04 PM   #49
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How would you classify Madge's Vadge? Sweet or Savory?
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Old 12-06-2007, 08:40 PM   #50
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Old 12-06-2007, 09:09 PM   #51
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The mushrooms? The ones in the sauce are from the back yard...dog poop makes them grow like crazy.
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Old 12-06-2007, 10:39 PM   #52
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I usually don't feel gassy until after dinner.
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Old 12-06-2007, 10:48 PM   #53
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No, we don't pay much attention to expiry dates in this house. We like to live dangerously... Pass the sour cream?
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Old 12-07-2007, 10:55 AM   #54
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I have no idea why they call it gangrene... I mean, does this look green to you?
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Old 12-07-2007, 01:42 PM   #55
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Old 12-07-2007, 02:22 PM   #57
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inhabiting is indeed a challenging word to start a sentence from
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Old 12-07-2007, 02:25 PM   #58
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from where i come from, i take good concentrate in it!
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Old 12-07-2007, 02:25 PM   #59
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Old 12-07-2007, 02:27 PM   #60
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