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01-28-2008, 05:23 PM
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unfortunate cookies
The other day a friend of mine was telling about the worst fortune she ever received from a cookie:
"All is not lost. Yet." |
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01-28-2008, 05:24 PM
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You will soon meet a talk, dark, and homicidal stranger.
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01-28-2008, 05:25 PM
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Wear clean underwear next Tuesday. I'm just saying.
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01-28-2008, 05:54 PM
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earth worker
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the hunan pork was not a good idea.
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01-28-2008, 07:02 PM
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How long was I asleep?
Join Date: Oct 2007
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"Avoid caged monkies"
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01-28-2008, 07:10 PM
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left hanging
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Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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No one is interested in your "project".
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01-28-2008, 07:16 PM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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Even when things seem to be going well, you will have spinach in your teeth.
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01-28-2008, 08:21 PM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
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May contain nuts.
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01-28-2008, 08:25 PM
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Rhinoceros fan
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You should have put that thread in the Fiction Project.
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01-29-2008, 03:01 AM
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left hanging
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You can't have your cake and eat it too, so why not try one of our delicious lo-cal banana fritters?
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01-29-2008, 03:04 AM
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Rhinoceros fan
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You will date a woman with an afro far superior to yours.
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01-29-2008, 03:07 AM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
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A wise man will not reveal his interest in sourcing women's apparel.
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01-29-2008, 03:10 AM
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left hanging
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I'd lay off the cookies if I were you, chubbs.
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01-29-2008, 04:37 AM
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constantly amazed
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this may be your very last cookie
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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01-29-2008, 11:58 AM
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earth worker
Join Date: May 2006
Location: on the planet
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he's just not right for you, you know.
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