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sammygirl · 03-11-2005, 10:40 AM

The moral of this story is.....no matter how stupid the guy you have to deal with everyday is, there is always someone out there who is MORE stupid.

marinate

craig johnston · 03-11-2005, 10:48 AM

^^^^^^
i want one!

sparticle · 03-11-2005, 01:08 PM

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, retires their old CEO and hires a new one. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

trisherina · 03-13-2005, 06:54 AM

I'll be chuckling all week.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Bales

Wouketa Wouketa
Herbie the Bookbinder
There with the castor oil
Bed-bound again,
Had a chilly awareness he'd
Underdistinguished
Himself on that night as a
Man among men.

shmitty · 03-13-2005, 09:57 AM

http://www.ucomics.com/nonsequitur/2005/03/08/

Frieda · 03-13-2005, 12:53 PM

this film:

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

brilliant

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362270/

madasacutsnake · 03-14-2005, 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sparticle

"If you have an erection lasting more than four hours, call all your friends -- they ain't gonna believe THIS shit."

...

trisherina · 03-14-2005, 06:29 AM

A security officer to me:

"Honestly, I don't know where she gets the energy, she's so emancipated."

madasacutsnake · 03-14-2005, 08:06 AM

madasacutsnake · 03-14-2005, 08:06 AM

^^
ha

Video store owner to me:

"Your customers are more dissecting than mine".

trisherina · 03-14-2005, 03:36 PM

Introducing... the twelve-foot double decker bus! Or, as its designers prefer to call it, the Fiat Multipla.

What's the deal with the lights illuminating the hood? In case you want to check for ... WHAT?

madasacutsnake · 03-15-2005, 01:00 AM

OPB dinz.

The thwack of leather on willow stirs the emotions, and brings memories of summers past. As does cricket.

funkytuba · 03-15-2005, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trisherina

Introducing... the twelve-foot double decker bus! Or, as its designers prefer to call it, the Fiat Multipla.

What's the deal with the lights illuminating the hood? In case you want to check for ... WHAT?

contact Zen! this could be the new popemobile!!

Hyakujo's Fox · 03-15-2005, 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funkytuba

contact Zen! this could be the new popemobile!!

You could get 5 or 6 popes in that.

Frieda · 03-15-2005, 03:28 PM

dude, that hideous box on wheels called the multipla has been around for at least 5 years here!
so they are trying the american market now??

03-11-2005, 10:48 AM	#1142
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	^^^^^^ i want one! __________________ the tea leaf family

03-11-2005, 01:08 PM	#1143
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, retires their old CEO and hires a new one. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!" Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?" With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's." __________________ There are few situations in life which wind up with you saying to yourself: "Gee, I wish I'd had worse manners there." -- trisherina

03-13-2005, 09:57 AM	#1145
shmitty monkey Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 248	http://www.ucomics.com/nonsequitur/2005/03/08/ __________________ I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. -Douglas Adams In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. -Douglas Adams

03-13-2005, 12:53 PM	#1146
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	this film: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou brilliant http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362270/ __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

03-14-2005, 06:29 AM	#1148
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	A security officer to me: "Honestly, I don't know where she gets the energy, she's so emancipated." __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

03-11-2005, 10:40 AM	#1141
sammygirl Positively Pessimistic Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: lost in Europe Posts: 18	The moral of this story is.....no matter how stupid the guy you have to deal with everyday is, there is always someone out there who is MORE stupid. marinate

03-14-2005, 08:06 AM	#1149
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	... __________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

03-14-2005, 08:06 AM	#1150
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	^^ ha Video store owner to me: "Your customers are more dissecting than mine". __________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

03-14-2005, 03:36 PM	#1151
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Introducing... the twelve-foot double decker bus! Or, as its designers prefer to call it, the Fiat Multipla. What's the deal with the lights illuminating the hood? In case you want to check for ... WHAT? __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

03-15-2005, 01:00 AM	#1152
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	OPB dinz. The thwack of leather on willow stirs the emotions, and brings memories of summers past. As does cricket. __________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

03-15-2005, 03:28 PM	#1155
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	dude, that hideous box on wheels called the multipla has been around for at least 5 years here! so they are trying the american market now?? __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

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