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Old 03-11-2005, 10:40 AM   #1141
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The moral of this story is.....no matter how stupid the guy you have to deal with everyday is, there is always someone out there who is MORE stupid.
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Old 03-11-2005, 10:48 AM   #1142
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i want one!
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Old 03-11-2005, 01:08 PM   #1143
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A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, retires their old CEO and hires a new one. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
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Old 03-13-2005, 06:54 AM   #1144
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I'll be chuckling all week.
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Wouketa Wouketa
Herbie the Bookbinder
There with the castor oil
Bed-bound again,
Had a chilly awareness he'd
Underdistinguished
Himself on that night as a
Man among men.
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Old 03-13-2005, 09:57 AM   #1145
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http://www.ucomics.com/nonsequitur/2005/03/08/
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Old 03-13-2005, 12:53 PM   #1146
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this film:

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

brilliant

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362270/
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Old 03-14-2005, 04:14 AM   #1147
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"If you have an erection lasting more than four hours, call all your friends -- they ain't gonna believe THIS shit."
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Old 03-14-2005, 06:29 AM   #1148
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A security officer to me:

"Honestly, I don't know where she gets the energy, she's so emancipated."
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Old 03-14-2005, 08:06 AM   #1149
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Old 03-14-2005, 08:06 AM   #1150
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Video store owner to me:

"Your customers are more dissecting than mine".
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Old 03-14-2005, 03:36 PM   #1151
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Introducing... the twelve-foot double decker bus! Or, as its designers prefer to call it, the Fiat Multipla.



What's the deal with the lights illuminating the hood? In case you want to check for ... WHAT?
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Old 03-15-2005, 01:00 AM   #1152
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OPB dinz.

The thwack of leather on willow stirs the emotions, and brings memories of summers past. As does cricket.
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Old 03-15-2005, 05:47 AM   #1153
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Introducing... the twelve-foot double decker bus! Or, as its designers prefer to call it, the Fiat Multipla.



What's the deal with the lights illuminating the hood? In case you want to check for ... WHAT?
contact Zen! this could be the new popemobile!!
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Old 03-15-2005, 06:00 AM   #1154
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contact Zen! this could be the new popemobile!!
You could get 5 or 6 popes in that.
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Old 03-15-2005, 03:28 PM   #1155
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dude, that hideous box on wheels called the multipla has been around for at least 5 years here!
so they are trying the american market now??
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