11-05-2012, 11:13 PM
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
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What's your wife's nickname? (Rimshot)
Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry I couldn't resist, I am terrible.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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11-06-2012, 11:44 AM
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slightly effective
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: >>>
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Are we there yet?
You will always be my hero. |
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11-06-2012, 10:34 PM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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Did I tell you I went to the gym this week?
Ive started a few rumours to that effect. |
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11-06-2012, 11:37 PM
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Cheeses Save
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Floating
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I haven't seen him around, did M.B's head explode after the last TDG?
Pull that out, pump a few times, then twist the little dangley bits...it should start up. |
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11-07-2012, 02:31 AM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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What's the best way to begin a romance at sea?
A cabbage and the heads of my enemies. |
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11-08-2012, 07:52 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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Can you please enumerate for me the main ingredients for Bolshevik Golubtsy?
That was low, dude. Real Low.
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...and another handful of almonds |
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11-19-2012, 07:04 PM
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
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On a scale of 1-10, where 10 = "Haha, funny one, dude - a little low though!", and 1 = Real Low, as in "Dude, I don't know how you sleep, you're such a scum-sucking dirtbag from corporate headquarters," how would you rate it?
It wasn't worth waking you up for it, that's for sure.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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11-20-2012, 05:08 PM
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unbelievable
Join Date: Jul 2008
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why did you wait until noon to play that three letter word
on Words With Friedns? I never really thought about whether they felt that way or not.
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From stone tablets to html code, it's not lost on me. |
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02-20-2013, 12:54 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Inside the border wall
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Why is there a water bottle and a pair of boxers in this parking space?
That's just the way it is bro, that's just the way it is. |
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02-20-2013, 02:27 AM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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My hard boiled egg is awful salty after your 2 year old nephew got done with the salt cellar. Any reason why?
Lemon tikki masala dosa paneer vindaloo gnocci tots.
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02-20-2013, 03:21 PM
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Rhinoceros fan
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Looks like all we have in the house is 2 lemons, a package of Near East rice and lentil pilaf, a carton of eggs, milk that expired 2 days ago, half a bag of frozen tater tots, and whatever's in the spice cabinet. What should we make for dinner?
All I'm saying is they should've known you can't leave a monkey alone with that many office supplies. |
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10-17-2013, 03:17 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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So there's this Singularity forming down at Office Depot... any idea why?
Because they didn't migrate their back transactions!
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10-26-2013, 11:28 AM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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Why did they have to audit the International Association of Chiropractors?
A free used hankie. |
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10-28-2013, 05:45 PM
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unbelievable
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 5,664
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From stone tablets to html code, it's not lost on me. Last edited by MoJoRiSin : 10-28-2013 at 05:47 PM. |
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12-03-2013, 12:09 AM
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
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What does Hank look like now after his divorce?
It's empty now, and very dark.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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