02-08-2008, 11:35 PM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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the IT guy hates everyone
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02-09-2008, 03:44 AM
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98.4% monkey
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: bummed out city
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Don’t marry her. Buy a house.
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02-09-2008, 08:35 PM
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balancing actor
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: america
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she is with him right now
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02-11-2008, 07:22 PM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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You're paying too much for car insurance.
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02-11-2008, 07:40 PM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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they may tell you you can earn up to $3000 a month writing fortune cookie fortunes at home, but you'll be lucky if can pull in more than $50 - $100.
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02-12-2008, 01:20 AM
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
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Made you look.
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02-12-2008, 05:54 AM
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hope dope
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: down to earth
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This cookie is poisoned. Doesn't matter if you didn't eat it. It's absorbed through the skin.
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02-17-2008, 05:09 PM
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earth worker
Join Date: May 2006
Location: on the planet
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your series 7 exam computer will crash at question 249.
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02-17-2008, 07:52 PM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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don't go there
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02-18-2008, 03:08 AM
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hope dope
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: down to earth
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There are two paths before you. Take either one; it doesn't matter. Your life will still suck.
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02-18-2008, 03:35 AM
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click click click
Join Date: Sep 2006
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I think the waitress accidentally sneezed in your lo mein. Mighta been Table 22. Couldn't really tell.
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02-19-2008, 03:42 PM
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earth worker
Join Date: May 2006
Location: on the planet
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your long margin value is about to implode
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02-21-2008, 10:41 AM
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Human User
Join Date: May 2007
Location: In an Universe, far far away
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Tasted just like chicken, didn't it?
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02-21-2008, 10:59 AM
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earth worker
Join Date: May 2006
Location: on the planet
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he finds your hyenalike laugh to be annoying
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02-22-2008, 10:54 AM
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I'm afraid there has been some cosmic mixup, because this is not your fortune cookie.
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