Children's Books You'll Never See - ZEFRANK.COM

Angry Kid Hoyt · 02-22-2008, 11:37 AM

What follow's is a list from a contest from the Washington Post...but I think we can certainly think of more.

1. Some Kittens Can Fly!
2. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
3. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
4. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
5. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
6. Bi-Curious George
7. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
8. You Are Different and That's Bad
9. How To Dress Sexy for Grownups
10. All Dogs Go to Hell
11. Mr. Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
12. You Are Different and That's Bad
13. Fun with Pointy Things
14. Keep Picking At It
15. It's Your Fault They Got a Divorce
16. If it's in a Bottle Drink It
17. You Can Fly Too If You Wear a Cape
18. Sharing is For the Weak
19. Plastic Bag Space Helmet and Other Fun Activities
20. Razor, Razor, Who's Got the Razor?
21. Is the Stove Hot Yet?
22. The New Baby is Better Than You
23. You Are Different and That's Bad
24. Pop! Goes The Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games
25. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets
26. Babar Meets the Taxidermist
27. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
28. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
29. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
30. How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
31. Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear
32. Strangers Have the Best Candy
33. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
34. Some Kittens Can Fly!
35. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
36. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
37. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
38. The Magic World inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
39. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
40. You Were an Accident
41. Your Nightmares Are Real
42. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

Angry Kid Hoyt · 02-22-2008, 01:04 PM

Let Us Go and Play: Drink What's Under the Sink

Marcus Bales · 02-22-2008, 05:09 PM

Playing in Traffic

Veruki · 02-22-2008, 05:42 PM

1 pill, 2 pills, red pill, blue pill

Marcus Bales · 02-22-2008, 06:41 PM

A Child's Hobo Jungle

Tunesmith · 02-22-2008, 11:54 PM

Hahahah...Hoyt, my parents had that list on the refrigerator when I was young!

Some of them make a bit more sense now.

Thanks for the memories...

Marcus Bales · 02-23-2008, 10:02 AM

Mr Gun and Mr Bullet

YsaPur EsChomuw · 02-23-2008, 04:22 PM

Shell Game on a Minefield

Coffee · 02-24-2008, 01:57 PM

You are too poor to ever become President.

Marcus Bales · 02-24-2008, 04:06 PM

Masturbation Secrets

T.I.P. · 02-24-2008, 05:17 PM

Janet Skimpythong Gets Disco Fever

Angry Kid Hoyt · 02-25-2008, 04:48 PM

No, Bobby, Grampa isn't Sleeping.

YsaPur EsChomuw · 02-25-2008, 04:51 PM

101 cool things To Do With Grampa's Dentures

Coffee · 02-26-2008, 02:32 AM

Fun with Matches.

Stephi_B · 02-26-2008, 09:37 AM

How to trick grown-ups
Vol. II (advanced learners)

02-22-2008, 11:37 AM	#1
Angry Kid Hoyt How long was I asleep? Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: In a bright yellow house next to the cemetery Posts: 594	Children's Books You'll Never See What follow's is a list from a contest from the Washington Post...but I think we can certainly think of more. 1. Some Kittens Can Fly! 2. Where Would You Like to Be Buried? 3. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking 4. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog? 5. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? 6. Bi-Curious George 7. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 8. You Are Different and That's Bad 9. How To Dress Sexy for Grownups 10. All Dogs Go to Hell 11. Mr. Policeman Eats His Service Revolver 12. You Are Different and That's Bad 13. Fun with Pointy Things 14. Keep Picking At It 15. It's Your Fault They Got a Divorce 16. If it's in a Bottle Drink It 17. You Can Fly Too If You Wear a Cape 18. Sharing is For the Weak 19. Plastic Bag Space Helmet and Other Fun Activities 20. Razor, Razor, Who's Got the Razor? 21. Is the Stove Hot Yet? 22. The New Baby is Better Than You 23. You Are Different and That's Bad 24. Pop! Goes The Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games 25. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets 26. Babar Meets the Taxidermist 27. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 28. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables 29. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 30. How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School 31. Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear 32. Strangers Have the Best Candy 33. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 34. Some Kittens Can Fly! 35. Where Would You Like to Be Buried? 36. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her 37. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia 38. The Magic World inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 39. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way 40. You Were an Accident 41. Your Nightmares Are Real 42. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

02-22-2008, 05:09 PM	#3
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Playing in Traffic __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

02-22-2008, 05:42 PM	#4
Veruki hint of olive Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 833	1 pill, 2 pills, red pill, blue pill __________________ Mein Führer! I can walk! -Dr. Strangelove

02-22-2008, 06:41 PM	#5
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	A Child's Hobo Jungle __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

02-22-2008, 11:54 PM	#6
Tunesmith click click click Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: snap the fingers Posts: 2,229	Hahahah...Hoyt, my parents had that list on the refrigerator when I was young! Some of them make a bit more sense now. Thanks for the memories... __________________ of the deadly ginger snaps

02-22-2008, 01:04 PM	#2
Angry Kid Hoyt How long was I asleep? Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: In a bright yellow house next to the cemetery Posts: 594	Let Us Go and Play: Drink What's Under the Sink

02-23-2008, 10:02 AM	#7
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Mr Gun and Mr Bullet __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

02-23-2008, 04:22 PM	#8
YsaPur EsChomuw oi Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 5,208	Shell Game on a Minefield

02-24-2008, 01:57 PM	#9
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	You are too poor to ever become President.

02-24-2008, 04:06 PM	#10
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Masturbation Secrets __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

02-24-2008, 05:17 PM	#11
T.I.P. balancing actor Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: america Posts: 2,706	Janet Skimpythong Gets Disco Fever

02-25-2008, 04:48 PM	#12
Angry Kid Hoyt How long was I asleep? Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: In a bright yellow house next to the cemetery Posts: 594	No, Bobby, Grampa isn't Sleeping.

02-25-2008, 04:51 PM	#13
YsaPur EsChomuw oi Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 5,208	101 cool things To Do With Grampa's Dentures

02-26-2008, 02:32 AM	#14
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Fun with Matches.

02-26-2008, 09:37 AM	#15
Stephi_B waaaaaaa :) Join Date: May 2007 Location: Berlin Posts: 3,875	How to trick grown-ups Vol. II (advanced learners)

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