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Old 11-30-2007, 11:42 AM   #1
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Inappropriate Dinner Conversations

Last week I stepped in dog poo on the way to your house. Instead of telling you, I went to your closet and swapped my shoes for another pair. Be a dear and pass me the salt.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:53 AM   #2
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There's a dead mouse in the centerpiece.
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Old 11-30-2007, 12:29 PM   #3
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This pork is a little pink in the centre... mmm... trichinosis medallions!
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Old 11-30-2007, 03:28 PM   #4
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Hey, is this a cyst or a boil?
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Old 11-30-2007, 04:10 PM   #5
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When we went to wash our hands before dinner, I took the opportunity to lick your daughter's nipples.
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Old 11-30-2007, 09:18 PM   #6
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That painting sure is ugly.

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Old 11-30-2007, 09:29 PM   #7
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I ate worse food than this once in Colombo, back in '72, during the embargo. I got so hungry that i had to settle on coconut flavored rat scooped straight out of the kettle into my cupped hands, in a dark alley behind the airport.
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Old 11-30-2007, 09:34 PM   #8
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Martina ! Leave Alberto and come live with me in Ontario...he is a loser, and we are made l'un for l'autre.
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Old 12-01-2007, 02:32 AM   #9
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Pardon me. Oh dear. Pardon me!
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Old 12-01-2007, 02:36 AM   #10
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I hate you. I have the active tuberculosis. While you were setting the table, I coughed numerous times into the cucumber soup you have served.

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Old 12-01-2007, 05:36 AM   #11
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I tell you what. That Jimmy Carter is right up there with A-dolf Hitler.
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Old 12-01-2007, 07:22 AM   #12
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(This thread makes me feel like I'm at a family reunion.)

Yup, it's pretty hard to sex a chick. You hafta hold em just in the right spot, turn em over, and then sqeeze just a little bit, look for that little rooster bump in the cloaca.

Boss says I have a 90% accuracy rate. It's an art more than a science, really.
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Old 12-01-2007, 08:45 AM   #13
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I'm so glad you manage to put up with him ! It's really been hard for him to hold down a girlfriend for more than a month at a time....you know, what with the extreme halitosis and 130dB snoring problem. It usually wears them down in no time.
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Old 12-01-2007, 03:13 PM   #14
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I'd like to thank all of you for my numerous psychosis, I couldn't have aquired them without you...you farkers.
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Old 12-01-2007, 03:34 PM   #15
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still got the clap?
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