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Old 02-24-2008, 09:44 AM   #151
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Let me tell you where Hitler went wrong...
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Old 02-24-2008, 11:01 AM   #152
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Old 02-24-2008, 01:54 PM   #153
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...and God Bless George Bush for sending our ignorant poor youth over to fight for our freedom, Amen. Pass the Grey Poupon.
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Old 02-24-2008, 06:58 PM   #154
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Yes, it was hard to belive, but according to the recipe book the pig was to be cooked on a spit. But of course one spit was a tiny amount, so I called the neighbours and... why are you looking at me like that?
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Old 02-25-2008, 01:37 AM   #155
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Let's play rearrange letters!

ysapur eschomuw

acehmoprssuuwy

wussy pace humor
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Old 02-25-2008, 02:42 AM   #156
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...and have you heard they discovered a tiny, foul-smelling warthog-like creature that's been hiding from people for centuries on account of being so ugly they'd turn into stone upon seeing it?

No way!

Yes, its discoverer approached it with a mirror, looking only at its reflection in it and thus was able to capture it.

You're kidding, history seems to repeat itself...

He wanted to name it YsaPur Es Chomuw.

What the hell is that?!?

I won't tell you , but they named it after its discoverer anyway.

So what's it named?

A Marcus Baleusensis, I think.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Stop talking like that when I'm eating!
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Old 02-25-2008, 03:05 AM   #157
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EWWW brussell sprouts.
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Old 02-25-2008, 01:49 PM   #158
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Let's play rearrange letters!

ysapur eschomuw

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whose saucy rump?

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Old 02-25-2008, 02:38 PM   #159
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whose saucy rump
Why use a pro scum?*

* Meaning professional scum, which could go in the Most Unlikey Jobs thread, too.
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Old 02-25-2008, 03:47 PM   #160
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Thinking we need an anagram thread...
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Old 02-25-2008, 04:12 PM   #161
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Thinking we need an anagram thread...
Let's wait until cram ass, lube does it. It's his prerogative, I think.
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Old 02-25-2008, 05:18 PM   #162
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Let's wait until cram ass, lube does it. It's his prerogative, I think.

*in the voice of Church Lady* Hmmm, well that's an "interesting" coincidence.
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Old 02-25-2008, 05:36 PM   #163
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* solemn voice of a Priest* Nomen est omen.
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Old 02-25-2008, 05:59 PM   #164
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*high pitched voice of a castrati* Dictum sapienti sat est.
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Old 02-25-2008, 07:26 PM   #165
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yeh i agree lol

ME TOO!!
same here

EXAACTLY!!

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