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Old 01-02-2009, 09:51 AM   #751
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mom: Lobsters? In the Nativity play? You mean there were monre than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?
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Old 01-02-2009, 02:18 PM   #752
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it wasn't a rock... it was a rock LOBSTER!!

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mermaids wavin'
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Old 01-03-2009, 02:31 AM   #753
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Ariel, youngest daughter of King Triton, is dissatisfied with life in the sea. She longs to be with the humans above the surface, and is often caught in arguments with her father over those "barbaric fish-eaters".
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:17 AM   #755
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Old 01-04-2009, 11:58 AM   #756
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Old 01-04-2009, 03:40 PM   #757
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Old 01-04-2009, 03:53 PM   #758
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NED: aw, hell didilly-ding-dong-crap! i just can't dang-darn-diddly-darn-dang-ding-dong-diddly-darned do it.
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Old 01-04-2009, 03:57 PM   #759
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hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!
tom bom, jolly tom, tom bombadillo!
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Old 01-04-2009, 06:26 PM   #760
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George: Well you know, one doesn't want to blow one's own trumpet.

Blackadder: You might at least have told us you had a trumpet. These paintings could spell my way out of the trenches.

George:Yours?

Blackadder: That's right, ours. All you have to do is paint something heroic to appeal to the simple-minded Tommy. Over to you Baldrick.

Baldrick: How about a noble Tommy, standing with a look of horror and disgust over the body of a murdered nun, what's been done over by a nasty old German.

George: Excellent. I, I can see it now; "The Nun and the Hun".
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Old 01-06-2009, 05:57 PM   #761
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Dr. Johnson: Sir! I hope you're not using the first English dictionary to look up rude words!

Edmund: I wouldn't be too hopeful -- that's what all the other ones will be used for.

Baldrick: Sir, can I look up `turnip'?

Edmund: `Turnip' isn't a rude word, Baldrick.

Baldrick: It is if you sit on one.
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there were two brothers who were both soldiers;
the one was rich and the other poor.
The poor man thought he would try to better himself;
so, pulling off his red coat, he became a gardener,
and dug his ground well, and sowed turnips.
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