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Old 07-14-2007, 04:13 PM   #1
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The WTF thread

Here is where we post things that make us go WTF??

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Old 07-14-2007, 06:10 PM   #2
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I want that happy washlet feeling!

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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
3. Your foot will change direction.
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Old 07-14-2007, 06:12 PM   #3
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Old 07-14-2007, 06:18 PM   #4
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
3. Your foot will change direction.

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Old 07-14-2007, 06:21 PM   #5
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^^^^ WTF!?!!?!?
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Old 07-14-2007, 06:38 PM   #6
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Well, what else could be said, really.
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Old 07-14-2007, 06:40 PM   #7
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That's what I said. I believe Miriam is advocating a bj to set him to rights, but I can't be sure.
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Old 07-15-2007, 01:01 AM   #8
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No, I think he needs a manicure.
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Old 08-13-2007, 12:48 AM   #9
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I'd say this woman has about 127 too many.
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Old 08-13-2007, 05:34 AM   #10
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Old 08-13-2007, 05:42 AM   #11
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I swear I just saw a UFO about 2.05 am. Lying in the park around the corner from my house, waiting to see meteors drop. PM me if you saw the same thing.
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Old 08-13-2007, 09:12 AM   #12
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hey I just looked up 'grits' and apparently it isn't some dubious kind of extremely overcooked meat at all.
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Old 08-13-2007, 09:46 AM   #13
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^Being a US southerner, I never cease to be hilariously amazed at what people who've never had grits think of them. It's just ground corn, really. Like really coarse polenta, but made from corn that's been soaked in lye (hominy).



If you think grits are weird, you should try huitlacoche.

It's corn, too, but the kernels have been infected with a kind of fungus. I'm told the flavor is similar to some kind of mushroom, but I find I am unwilling to give it a try. I can't get over the name in English: corn smut.
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Old 08-13-2007, 10:19 AM   #14
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It's corn, too, but the kernels have been infected with a kind of fungus. I'm told the flavor is similar to some kind of mushroom, but I find I am unwilling to give it a try. I can't get over the name in English: corn smut.
definitely the dirtiest looking corn i've ever seen...it's like the satyr of corn on the cob
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Old 08-13-2007, 10:36 AM   #15
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^I should have put it in the angels and devils thread.

I've heard that it can have ergotine in it, which is hallucinogenic and can be dangerous, especially for pregnant women. But it's sometimes called a Mexican/corn truffle and is supposedly a delicacy.

This is what it looks like out of the can. I think it's usually made into enchiladas with mole.


The review that pic is from is pretty funny.

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