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Old 07-25-2007, 02:54 PM   #1
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every time a child says 'i don't believe in fairies', there's a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead


finish this every time and post a new every time for the next person to finish

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Old 07-25-2007, 02:58 PM   #2
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Old 07-25-2007, 03:00 PM   #3
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Old 07-25-2007, 03:52 PM   #4
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Old 07-25-2007, 04:01 PM   #5
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You go skipping and prancing through life, skipping through a field of dandelions. But what you don’t see is that on each dandelion is a bee, and on each bee is an ant, and the ant is biting the bee and the bee is biting the flower, and if that shocks you then I’m sorry.
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Old 07-25-2007, 04:08 PM   #6
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Old 07-25-2007, 04:17 PM   #7
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Every time a dagger goes in a back someone in Kamtchatka says "potato chip"

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Old 07-25-2007, 05:15 PM   #8
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Every time you cut someone off in traffic with no signal, someone learns another handy use for their middle finger.

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Old 07-25-2007, 05:18 PM   #9
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Old 07-25-2007, 06:01 PM   #10
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Old 07-25-2007, 06:58 PM   #11
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Old 07-25-2007, 07:25 PM   #12
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every time a hat is dropped i just love this site! your views are so cool. i agree with y'all!



every time that i travel backwards in time to post a comment such as this one,
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Old 07-25-2007, 07:31 PM   #13
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:04 PM   #14
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:13 PM   #15
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every time you drop your fork in a restaurant, the person standing on that spot exactly 14 years from now thinks they see something out of the corner of their eye


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