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Old 04-14-2007, 06:43 AM   #16
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Old 04-15-2007, 06:22 PM   #17
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really, i fear that my humor-based affection for kitsch is endangering my ability to truly appreciate the finer things in life.....

that, and too much buttered bread may one day give me heart disease.
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Old 04-15-2007, 06:35 PM   #18
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what am i supposed to do with the rest of my life?

suggestions are welcome by the way
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Old 04-16-2007, 04:31 AM   #19
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you can
drive around the world
devote yourself to 18th century Persian literature
establish a petting zoo
crochet a lampshade
organize your favorite recipes into a book
take pictures of chimpanzees in sunglasses
type "i'm really bored" a 1000 times
look up every single instance of death by surprise
design unusual kites
get rid of everything you own and start over
read to the blind
read to the illiterate
read to the deaf
sign up for open mic at the comedy club
do the "Fat Flush" diet
leave mysterious post-its in the stairwell at work
stalk someone
panhandle every day until you have enough money to fly yourself to Hong Kong
take a welding class
breed parakeets
write a fictionalized version of your memoirs
try to arrange a meeting with Oprah Winfrey
give yourself a haircut
become a mystery shopper and spy on employees in stores
take flying lessons and get your pilot's license
adopt some kind of animal that you can carry on your towel-covered shoulder everywhere, attracting attention and making new friends wherever you go.
take over a corporation
incorporate yourself
update your vaccinations
build a soaking tub in your spare time
call your mother
wear a candle on your head


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Old 04-16-2007, 12:44 PM   #20
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frieda,
have you thougt about air traffic control? lots of opportunities
for making planes taxi around ad infinitum, drinking at work
and wearing groovy headsets.
just a suggestion....

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Old 04-16-2007, 04:00 PM   #21
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Old 04-16-2007, 04:11 PM   #22
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^ unless i'm mistaken that's ♥self reflecti░n♥ of the day right there


btw everybody if you're curious about what our razomrix12 looks liek she makes a brief appearance right at the end in the background
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Old 04-16-2007, 04:21 PM   #23
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i'm the hot dish in shorts 'n white socks, NOT the yellow truck!!!
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Old 04-16-2007, 04:27 PM   #24
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we'll be the judge of that


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Old 04-16-2007, 04:34 PM   #25
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rear end my arse! hey... no! WAIT!!! ... dammit
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Old 04-16-2007, 04:38 PM   #26
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i knew it'd be purely a matter of time before you toasted ♥your arse♥ toasts in the ♥self reflecti░n bread♥
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Old 04-16-2007, 06:21 PM   #27
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frieda,
have you thougt about air traffic control? lots of opportunities
for making planes taxi around ad infinitum, drinking at work
and wearing groovy headsets.
just a suggestion....

that didn't work, i can't count



brynn, i like your list but, isn't that candle going to be very hot?? i'm going to start with the lampshade..
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Old 04-16-2007, 07:09 PM   #28
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i'm down to three cancers today, but i might have acquired the bubonic plague on my way to work.
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Old 04-16-2007, 08:38 PM   #29
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^to the "aches and pains" bread with you young lady!
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Old 04-16-2007, 11:22 PM   #30
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careful, i may be contagious.
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