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Old 04-18-2007, 04:37 AM   #46
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1.An embarrassing Myspace page that my daughter made up for me and updates periodically as a joke, complete with idiotic picture she took of me in a leopardskin coat and an Egyptian headdress. That's her in the corner as my one and only "friend."

2.A paranoid neurotic.


3.A harmless old lady savoring a cigar and self-reflecting all over herself


4.A colossal bag of shame, filled to the brim with mental notes to never again
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Old 04-18-2007, 10:58 AM   #47
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why? zero's the one with all the dirty pictures.


*boom tish*
cos fox told me not to be rude.

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Old 04-18-2007, 08:11 PM   #48
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cos fox told me not to be rude.

bloody fox, who the hell does he think he is?
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Old 04-19-2007, 11:58 AM   #49
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even though these days gmail's available for free to any old tom dick or harry it says i have 96 gmail invites to give away but don't anybody pm me if they want one because i'm sending all of them to myself to make me feel special
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Old 04-19-2007, 02:16 PM   #50
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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmphhh!
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Old 04-19-2007, 03:32 PM   #51
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what kind of ♥self reflecti░n♥ is that to toast during a man's TEATIME?
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Old 04-19-2007, 03:37 PM   #52
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self reflection is so very unpleasant these days.. sometimes you just want a bit of self rejection, y'know.. like putting tin foil all over your face instead of looking into a mirror. all that remains is soothing darkness.

oh and **** your ****ing TEATIME!
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Old 04-19-2007, 03:45 PM   #53
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putting tin foil all over your face

are you serious about this ♥self reflecti░n♥ technique?


i like the sound of it & am preparing to go into my kuchen to try it right now. any special instructions?


this is great!
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Old 04-19-2007, 04:15 PM   #54
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och bollocks there's no cooking foil in my kuchen


oh hang on, i know.. instead i'll just use clingfilm
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Old 04-19-2007, 04:43 PM   #55
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bloody fox, who the hell does he think he is?
he's a sly one.

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Old 04-19-2007, 05:01 PM   #56
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any special instructions?
just be careful not to grab the clingfilm by mistake!
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Old 04-19-2007, 05:09 PM   #57
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tried that with the clingfilm but she still got pregnant

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Old 04-19-2007, 06:23 PM   #58
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honey, did you hear what johnston said? stop it and bloody hell take that thing off your face, will you, i don't need a baby right now!!!
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Old 04-19-2007, 06:35 PM   #59
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during my clingfilm ♥self reflecti░n♥ all my hazy hills turned blue for you
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Old 04-19-2007, 07:03 PM   #60
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mpbh
*pointing* you have to take that off... ..you're not breathing.
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