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Old 07-25-2007, 10:13 PM   #16
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every time you drop your fork in a restaurant, the person standing on that spot exactly 14 years from now thinks they see something out of the corner of their eye


every time the Queen of England eats a jelly donut
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:22 PM   #17
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every time the Queen of England eats a jelly donut, someone on this board gets an undeniable urge to type the word "persnickety"

every time your Starbucks barista gets all persnickety about the correct vocabulary when you order your "medium" latte,
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:42 PM   #18
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every time your Starbucks barista gets all persnickety about the correct vocabulary when you order your "medium" latte, a kid steps viciously on a crack.


Every time someone puts a baseball cap on sideways
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Old 07-25-2007, 11:01 PM   #19
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Every time someone puts a baseball cap on sideways, I want to kick their ass!!!

Every time a person (neighbor) lets their dog out at 5:30 am,
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Old 07-25-2007, 11:18 PM   #20
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Every time a person (neighbor) lets their dog out at 5:30 am the butterfly that by flapping its wings in China causes a hurricane in the Caribbean flaps its wings.


Every time someone talks to their pet in baby-talk
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:23 AM   #21
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Every time someone talks to their pet in baby-talk, the human race gets five years added on before we can evolve to the next level.

Every time you see a falling star stop falling mid-fall
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:57 AM   #22
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Every time you see a falling star stop falling mid-fall you fall over.

Every time you duct-tape a hat to a door

Edit: what is it with me and hats? I didn't even realise!
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Old 07-26-2007, 05:54 AM   #23
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Every time you duct-tape a hat to a door an astronaut screams.

Every time a squirrel buries a nut
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Old 07-26-2007, 08:36 AM   #24
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Every time a squirrel buries a nut, an aardvark digs up a 19th-century opium spoon

Every time a fly drowns in the dregs of a cup of tea
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Old 07-26-2007, 08:45 AM   #25
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Every time a fly drowns in the dregs of a cup of tea Odbe thinks of a hat.


Every time you wave at the moon to try to see your shadow
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Old 07-26-2007, 11:31 AM   #26
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Every time you wave at the moon to try to see your shadow, a stealth helicopter takes your Infrared photo and sends it to the FBI for further investigation.


Every time I take a poop,
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Every time I take a poop Stephen King writes another novel.


Every time the radio plays "You're So Vain"
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Old 07-26-2007, 12:18 PM   #28
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Every time you refuse to scratch an itch Barbara Fritchie laughs at you.



Every time someone takes a photo of a two-year-old with a pot on its head like a hat
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Every time someone takes a photo of a two-year-old with a pot on its head like a hat, 12"razormix smiles.


Every time you insert a coin in a coffee machine
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