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Old 06-03-2003, 11:36 AM   #16
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Old 06-03-2003, 11:46 AM   #17
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hail to thee, queen dev, fitness instructor!
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Old 06-03-2003, 11:50 AM   #18
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Old 06-03-2003, 11:55 AM   #19
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Nevadaís Moonlight Bunny Ranch brothel is offering GIís some special R&R ó free sex.

BunnyRanch owner Dennis Hof announced that his staff would provide special service with a smile to the first 50 servicemen, or women, who show up at his fully- legal whorehouse.
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Old 06-03-2003, 12:16 PM   #20
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That is very, very, very, funny indeed.

I am so glad that the ZeMonkeys share my sense of humour...

edited to add: this is my 1000th post. Yippee!
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Old 06-03-2003, 01:28 PM   #21
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congrats DC! glad we could help you chortle your way past your grand millenium post.
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Old 06-03-2003, 01:31 PM   #22
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whahahaha dev! your last one was perfect! just PERFECT!
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Old 06-03-2003, 01:37 PM   #23
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I put white-out on the screen.

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Old 06-03-2003, 03:15 PM   #24
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whahahaha dev! your last one was perfect! just PERFECT!
that's Dennis Hof right there in the middle.
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Old 06-03-2003, 03:17 PM   #25
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yeah, and he's watching the ladies' camel toes.
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Old 06-03-2003, 03:25 PM   #26
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omg Frieday, that was so scary.

here's another one to warp your brain:

Conjoined twins find coinjoined seashells that share their plight.
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Old 06-03-2003, 03:28 PM   #27
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dinz in purple speedos with future mrs dinz no 6
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Old 06-03-2003, 03:29 PM   #28
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dear god that's scary.
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Old 06-03-2003, 03:30 PM   #29
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minature leg found lodged in man's armpit, details at 7
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Old 06-03-2003, 09:01 PM   #30
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Beachwear, beachwear, all is beachwear.

and I am tres drunk tonight...
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