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Old 06-04-2003, 06:29 PM   #61
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Watch the KITT. You are getting sleeeeeeepy. Now where is your wallet?
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Old 06-04-2003, 06:31 PM   #62
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I got your big beef right here!
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Old 06-05-2003, 12:20 PM   #63
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"I love you baby, I don't understand why we can be more than friends. Please, just give me a chance... give us a chance."
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Old 06-05-2003, 12:39 PM   #64
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In a recent interview, David Hasselhoff said about his new found faith:

"The Bible says to take up serpents, but only certain individuals commonly handle them. It goes without saying that they warn people: 'If you're not directed by the Holy Ghost to do this, you'd better not.'

I personally was bit 14 times, by rattlesnakes, copperheads, water moccasins, and I never used anti venom-all I had was just Jesus. I've been bitten badly, but I'll go back the next week and take them out [serpents] again.

Let me tell you, the bite of the serpent is nothing compared to the bite of your fellow man."

After which he was bitten for a 15th time, losing his right index finger.
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Old 06-05-2003, 01:26 PM   #65
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Glad to have been missed.

but I'll probably disappear again soon. It's gonna be a busy summer.
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Old 06-05-2003, 02:28 PM   #66
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awwww! i hope busy doing fun things?
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Old 06-06-2003, 12:02 AM   #67
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Old 06-06-2003, 08:31 PM   #68
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awwww! i hope busy doing fun things?
no, afraid not

I just spent two nights lying under my truck fixing it. Not fun.
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Old 06-06-2003, 08:53 PM   #69
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single white male age 26.
6'1" and 168 lbs.

seeking single female age 18-29
must enjoy out door activities such as hiking, camping, grave robbing
full set of teeth not necessary
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Old 06-07-2003, 09:29 PM   #70
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Old 06-08-2003, 06:08 PM   #71
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"I'm telling you...every time I pray its like a jolt of electricity goes right through my ass....watch.
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Old 06-12-2003, 06:08 AM   #72
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Old 06-13-2003, 01:51 AM   #73
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Your coffin or mine, baby?
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Old 06-13-2003, 06:12 AM   #74
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Old 06-13-2003, 08:47 AM   #75
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