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Old 10-23-2006, 09:26 PM   #61
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Old 10-24-2006, 12:51 AM   #62
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Wipe a smear of creamy peanut butter over your upper lip & wear a sombrero.

When someone asks who you're supposed to be, tell them "Dirty Sanchez".
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Old 10-24-2006, 12:58 AM   #63
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I just told Peef that my son goes to school every day as DS... Peanut butter mustache and all. Whaddyawant, he's 8. I justdont tell him what its called.


This year I'm sewing a shark. The shark is goanna be eating him, his feet will stick out the stomach and the tail will drag. His torso sticks out the mouth. I wish somebody would shoot me. Put me out of my misery. the sewing machine had actual mold on it. Thats how long its been since i used it.

My sis is goanna be gone for halloween!!! horrors! (I have neighbors lined up to take her place first thing in the morning.) I wouldnt know what to do with my self if ididnt have somebodys face to decimate first thing in the morning on halloween.
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Old 10-24-2006, 12:59 AM   #64
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PS We don need no stinkin sombreros, his last name is Mexican.




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Old 10-24-2006, 01:08 AM   #65
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Old 10-24-2006, 01:48 AM   #66
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I'm making a bumble bee costume as we speak. I cut yellow and black flannel strips. I've got the stripes together and the beginning shape of an a-line dress that I'm just gonna have to keep taking in until it fits. I've even got tulle for the wings. It's gonna kick ass. I'm gonna do red lips though. I don't get to do those nearly enough without feeling cheesy.
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Old 10-24-2006, 02:56 AM   #67
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I love it! Bring it on!

Trisha I like the fact that the coffin will be useful after Halloween as a bookshelf. Will you utilize this? When I was a teenager, my mom and step dad camped out on the front door step on Halloween night. My mom was freaky with her cauldron, and Roy would jump out of the bushes and scare the shit out the kids. They are ultra- Christain conservative now, and G-d forbid wouldn't do anything to such an extreme; but it makes me laugh thinking about it.

Audrey Martinez-Garcia-Hombre and Beckstra Hot Lips, please post pics!
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Old 10-24-2006, 05:45 AM   #68
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Old 10-24-2006, 11:32 AM   #69
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Old 10-24-2006, 01:59 PM   #70
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Oh holy carp.

I am now wishing my boy was a girl so I could do this to him. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Old 10-27-2006, 12:41 PM   #71
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Old 10-27-2006, 05:12 PM   #72
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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".

She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.
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Old 10-28-2006, 06:38 AM   #73
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Apologies to all nuns, cab drivers, Catholics, married people, Jews, single people and people named Kevin but

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Old 10-29-2006, 04:27 PM   #74
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:00 AM   #75
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