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l'azizza · 10-23-2006, 09:26 PM

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priceyfatprude · 10-24-2006, 12:51 AM

Wipe a smear of creamy peanut butter over your upper lip & wear a sombrero.

When someone asks who you're supposed to be, tell them "Dirty Sanchez".

Audreyvgs · 10-24-2006, 12:58 AM

I just told Peef that my son goes to school every day as DS... Peanut butter mustache and all. Whaddyawant, he's 8. I justdont tell him what its called.

This year I'm sewing a shark. The shark is goanna be eating him, his feet will stick out the stomach and the tail will drag. His torso sticks out the mouth. I wish somebody would shoot me. Put me out of my misery. the sewing machine had actual mold on it. Thats how long its been since i used it.

My sis is goanna be gone for halloween!!! horrors! (I have neighbors lined up to take her place first thing in the morning.) I wouldnt know what to do with my self if ididnt have somebodys face to decimate first thing in the morning on halloween.

Audreyvgs · 10-24-2006, 12:59 AM

PS We don need no stinkin sombreros, his last name is Mexican.

hahahahahhahahhaaaaaa

trisherina · 10-24-2006, 01:08 AM

beckstra · 10-24-2006, 01:48 AM

I'm making a bumble bee costume as we speak. I cut yellow and black flannel strips. I've got the stripes together and the beginning shape of an a-line dress that I'm just gonna have to keep taking in until it fits. I've even got tulle for the wings. It's gonna kick ass. I'm gonna do red lips though. I don't get to do those nearly enough without feeling cheesy.

l'azizza · 10-24-2006, 02:56 AM

I love it! Bring it on!

Trisha I like the fact that the coffin will be useful after Halloween as a bookshelf. Will you utilize this? When I was a teenager, my mom and step dad camped out on the front door step on Halloween night. My mom was freaky with her cauldron, and Roy would jump out of the bushes and scare the shit out the kids. They are ultra- Christain conservative now, and G-d forbid wouldn't do anything to such an extreme; but it makes me laugh thinking about it.

Audrey Martinez-Garcia-Hombre and Beckstra Hot Lips, please post pics!

Odbe · 10-24-2006, 05:45 AM

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1001/masks.html

trisherina · 10-24-2006, 11:32 AM

priceyfatprude · 10-24-2006, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by l'azizza

Oh holy carp.

I am now wishing my boy was a girl so I could do this to him. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

ambo · 10-27-2006, 12:41 PM

ambo · 10-27-2006, 05:12 PM

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".

She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.

madasacutsnake · 10-28-2006, 06:38 AM

Apologies to all nuns, cab drivers, Catholics, married people, Jews, single people and people named Kevin but

LOL

l'azizza · 10-29-2006, 04:27 PM

Jack Flanders · 10-30-2006, 01:00 AM

so, ick.

10-24-2006, 12:51 AM	#62
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	Wipe a smear of creamy peanut butter over your upper lip & wear a sombrero. When someone asks who you're supposed to be, tell them "Dirty Sanchez". __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

10-24-2006, 12:58 AM	#63
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	I just told Peef that my son goes to school every day as DS... Peanut butter mustache and all. Whaddyawant, he's 8. I justdont tell him what its called. This year I'm sewing a shark. The shark is goanna be eating him, his feet will stick out the stomach and the tail will drag. His torso sticks out the mouth. I wish somebody would shoot me. Put me out of my misery. the sewing machine had actual mold on it. Thats how long its been since i used it. My sis is goanna be gone for halloween!!! horrors! (I have neighbors lined up to take her place first thing in the morning.) I wouldnt know what to do with my self if ididnt have somebodys face to decimate first thing in the morning on halloween. __________________ I just LOVE what you haven't done with the place!

10-24-2006, 12:59 AM	#64
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	PS We don need no stinkin sombreros, his last name is Mexican. hahahahahhahahhaaaaaa __________________ I just LOVE what you haven't done with the place!

10-24-2006, 01:48 AM	#66
beckstra one classy broad Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Cornhusker State Posts: 1,229	I'm making a bumble bee costume as we speak. I cut yellow and black flannel strips. I've got the stripes together and the beginning shape of an a-line dress that I'm just gonna have to keep taking in until it fits. I've even got tulle for the wings. It's gonna kick ass. I'm gonna do red lips though. I don't get to do those nearly enough without feeling cheesy. __________________ I'd rather be making out.

10-27-2006, 12:41 PM	#71
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	__________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

10-23-2006, 09:26 PM	#61
l'azizza 98.4% monkey Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: bummed out city Posts: 634	^

10-24-2006, 01:08 AM	#65
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	this

10-24-2006, 02:56 AM	#67
l'azizza 98.4% monkey Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: bummed out city Posts: 634	I love it! Bring it on! Trisha I like the fact that the coffin will be useful after Halloween as a bookshelf. Will you utilize this? When I was a teenager, my mom and step dad camped out on the front door step on Halloween night. My mom was freaky with her cauldron, and Roy would jump out of the bushes and scare the shit out the kids. They are ultra- Christain conservative now, and G-d forbid wouldn't do anything to such an extreme; but it makes me laugh thinking about it. Audrey Martinez-Garcia-Hombre and Beckstra Hot Lips, please post pics!

10-24-2006, 05:45 AM	#68
Odbe hope dope Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: down to earth Posts: 1,908	http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1001/masks.html

10-24-2006, 11:32 AM	#69
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068

10-27-2006, 05:12 PM	#72
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you". She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party. __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

10-28-2006, 06:38 AM	#73
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	Apologies to all nuns, cab drivers, Catholics, married people, Jews, single people and people named Kevin but LOL __________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

10-29-2006, 04:27 PM	#74
l'azizza 98.4% monkey Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: bummed out city Posts: 634

10-30-2006, 01:00 AM	#75
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	so, ick.

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